August 4th

The day hope went to bed earlier than mark!!

Person 1: “no have you heard that hope went to bed earlier than mark?”
Person 2: “no wayyyy that’s crazy bro, on august 4th too!”

by Marklovesjesus.com August 4, 2022

August 4th

Fuck ur girl best friend day

This means that on August 4th, you should go fuck ur girl best friend 😏😎

by RobertHzjxystiejd August 4, 2021

August 4th

if you were born on this day you have a small dick. your name is probably something stupid and gay like “danny.” you’re probably a lonely stoner who thinks the world revolves around you.

Oh you were born on August 4th? You have a small pp. don’t even talk to me.

by suckmytoesloser November 3, 2019

August 4th

August 4th is the day people who produce an extreme amount of discharge celebrate their birthday.

Man; omg my wife just gave birthday to an amazing girl in August 4th

Man; be careful, you might find discharge on the kitchen floor

Man:*licks women out *
Man:”you like that don’t you”

Women: sorry that’s just my discharge

by Julie davidson October 16, 2019

August 4th

this is the day you bully your sister

Me : Haha this is mine now
Her : Why are you doing this :(
Me : Cause is August 4th
Her : Ugh I cant wait until august 5th

by jxjool on tiktok August 2, 2021

August 4th

national suck toes day

Gia : take off your shoes Ron, today is August 4th, its national suck toes day!

by W33didya January 26, 2022

August 4th

August 4th are where all the beautiful bitches were born, like me! Also us beautiful bitches are drama queens, but we are mostly loyal.

???:Hey what day is it?
???:August 4th- wait its your bday!
???:Yep!
???:Lucky.

by Piichii May 23, 2021