October 27th

National Plumpkin day. On October 27th everyone is encouraged to fatten up their significant others so that they are large and plump ready for late October harvesting.
Should it be someone’s birthday on October 27th then they shall be blessed to judge the town’s prize plumpkins, poking everyone’s fat bellies and measuring their gains.

Have you put on seasonal spooky weight? Of course you have it’s October 27th afterall!

by SassySteve October 17, 2019

October 27th

National Rise And Shine day!!

Person #1:What day is it today??
You: it’s October 27th!! RiSe aNd sHiNeeee

by Chloe Sky October 24, 2019

October 27th

The day you can go up to your crush or bf or gf and kiss them.

Person 1: Hey!

Person 2: *kisses*
Person 1: Oh that’s right it’s, October 27th.

by Booty_licker October 25, 2019

October 27th

October 27th is national French kiss a dog and eat a pickle day

Person 1: hey dude you got pickles?
Person 2: why do you want pickles?
Person 1: it’s October 27th

by Boi 69420 September 4, 2020

October 27th

National flash tit day

My girlfriend surprised me on October 27th.

by anonymous October 26, 2020

October 27th

October 27th is international punch Ryan in the dick day. Today it is encouraged that you punch anyone named Ryan in the dick.

Oh today October 27th, I simply can’t wait to punch Ryan in the dick.

by dillydilly1322 October 26, 2020

October 27th

October 27th is no screenshot day which means no screenshots

Hey you! Today is October 27th which means no screenshot day!

by Unsp00ken Vybz October 27, 2020