If your mother and aunt tell you happy birthday before someone else, and they have fat toes. It doesn’t account. Also hold accountable if you are wished a beloved birthday before or after 12a.m in another state you weren’t born in.
“Happy Birthday!!” (12:01 December 19th texas time) doesn’t count if you’re originally born in New Mexico.
by nev2cool December 19, 2021
by Always_small December 7, 2019
"Hey Derrick I just came by to say-"
"Hold that thought- it's December 19th"
"No- please- you know I'm allergic-"
*shoves face into mayo*
"Hold that thought- it's December 19th"
"No- please- you know I'm allergic-"
*shoves face into mayo*
by ilikemayo28956734 December 19, 2021
by Deeznuts1234684839202 December 20, 2021
by chefant19 December 6, 2022
The best day to ever exist. This is place where they celebrate the most beautiful person on Earth. You'll be the happiest person ever to know that this guy was born.
Him: "December 19th"
You: *happy noises*
You: *happy noises*
by andrew tariman October 20, 2019
by Baddest08 August 17, 2021