by Always_small December 06, 2019

If your mother and aunt tell you happy birthday before someone else, and they have fat toes. It doesn’t account. Also hold accountable if you are wished a beloved birthday before or after 12a.m in another state you weren’t born in.
“Happy Birthday!!” (12:01 December 19th texas time) doesn’t count if you’re originally born in New Mexico.
by nev2cool December 18, 2021

The best day to ever exist. This is place where they celebrate the most beautiful person on Earth. You'll be the happiest person ever to know that this guy was born.
by andrew tariman October 19, 2019

by Deeznuts1234684839202 December 19, 2021

by Baddest08 August 17, 2021

"Hey Derrick I just came by to say-"
"Hold that thought- it's December 19th"
"No- please- you know I'm allergic-"
*shoves face into mayo*
"Hold that thought- it's December 19th"
"No- please- you know I'm allergic-"
*shoves face into mayo*
by ilikemayo28956734 December 18, 2021

by chefant19 December 06, 2022
