A man who is clearly Epic and without his existence mankind would completely lose equilibrium and homeostasis for all things living would simply stop, halt, and die out in a nuclear failure.
Man 1: Gee did you see Ryan Porter got sick?
Man 2: Oh no I hope he odes not die that would be bad, we'd all die!
Man 1 : We better write him a get well card!
Man 2: He is The one and only Ryan Porter, Born on September 18, 1996
Man 2: Oh no I hope he odes not die that would be bad, we'd all die!
Man 1 : We better write him a get well card!
Man 2: He is The one and only Ryan Porter, Born on September 18, 1996
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Gingers are hunted for their magic powers which puts them on the US Endangered Species Act of 1996. Too bad it doesn't exist.
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