CPS-1000

-noun

A phenomenon that occurs when one has an extremely bad case of diarrhea and hasn't eaten a lot of solid food any time recently, only liquid. When you go to take a dump, instead of solid fecal matter coming out slowly, there is a quick blast of liquid out of your ass, similar to the infamous blast of the once popular Super-Soaker model, the CPS-1000.

Guy 1: Yo man, you goin' to the kegger tonight?

Guy 2: Ugh dude I wish, I got horrible diarrhea, just took a friggen CPS-1000

by FromThaPistolWhippin December 4, 2009

Rule 1000

If you can't absorb the cringe you don't belong on the internet

Person 1: EWW!!! WHY DOES THIS FANDOM EXIST??
Person 2: Rule 1000
Person 1: I guess you're right.

by Thecompetentone September 28, 2018

sword of 1000 truths

Long ago when WoW was created one of the programmers put the sword of 1000 truths into the game inventory. It was so powerful that it had to be removed, and held on a 1GB flash drive, next to the envolope of petty cash. It is now located in suldsmin (in accounting)'s top right desk drawer.

It's effects are as follows,

- 120 damage per second
- Instant mana burn
- +80 Stamina

Stan slashed "he who has no life" with the sword of 1000 truths.

by He who has no life October 8, 2006

the smell of 1000 shits

A phrase used when refering to something that has had roughly 1000 shits taken in it. To picture this, think of the shittiest porto-poty you've ever gone into and picture Bono cooking rotten eggs over a fire of burning hair.

Person 1:"I have to shit, so I'm gonna have to use that gas station restroom"
Person 2:"Good luck."
**...moments later...**
Person 1: "God damn, that bathroom had the smell of 1000 shits."
Person 2: "More like a thousand and one shits, wacka wacka wacka."

by Monopogo November 14, 2009

1010011010

The number 666 in binary code.

"0101100101? What does that mean?"
"Nothin'. It's just gibberish... *sees numbers in mirror* 1010011010! Ahhh!"

by ganonscrub August 1, 2009

1000000000th base

Something that should never, ever, ever, ever, ever be done.

The other definition for 1000000000th base is very disturbing.
I think he was watching to many Hannibal Lecter movies.

by JBurton31 May 3, 2010

1000 Years of Pain

When you kneel down behind someone, make a gun with both of your middle and index fingers, and then shove them as hard as you can up the persons ass.

I made Ari Holsten cry when I kneeled down behind him and gave him 1000 years of pain.

by Ode Kesef April 1, 2009