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A phenomenon that occurs when one has an extremely bad case of diarrhea and hasn't eaten a lot of solid food any time recently, only liquid. When you go to take a dump, instead of solid fecal matter coming out slowly, there is a quick blast of liquid out of your ass, similar to the infamous blast of the once popular Super-Soaker model, the CPS-1000.
Guy 1: Yo man, you goin' to the kegger tonight?

Guy 2: Ugh dude I wish, I got horrible diarrhea, just took a friggen CPS-1000
by FromThaPistolWhippin December 04, 2009
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