Pillock

An idiot. More of a penis

“You pillocking pillock’s”- Martin
Friday Night Dinner

by ShrekIsLord December 23, 2019

waifu pillow

A body pillow with a picture of an anime character on it used by weaboos.

Person 1: Did you hear that (insert weaboo here) fucked his waifu pillow so much that it can stand on its own?
Person 2: Why must you tell me this...

by idktbhandidc July 1, 2016

Pillockory

The act of being a total pillock. Seems that only English people have heard of this but it did seem to need a mention. One day will probably be an art form.

Mike, don't balance your pint on your head, its total pillockory

by AutumnGaslight July 3, 2009

pillowfucking

Making love to a pillow. Usually involves fucking soft pillows filled with feathers. Options include greasing the pillows with Vaseline and/or making holes in a pillow using your cock equipped a metallic knob.

A:What that fucking noise!Sound like someone is fucking a goose!
B:Relax, its just that dickhead Alan pillowfucking again

by andreon7777 December 13, 2012

Pillow Talking

Talking shit about one person to another person for personal gain.

Brah, I know you were pillow talking with that girl about me just so you could fuck with her.

by LilSwipe July 7, 2017

naughty pillows

A term referring to a women's breasts.

"Kim's shirt is unbuttoned so low, I can see her naughty pillows."

by Dustin Mousley December 27, 2007

fluff my pillows

provide sexual services for a female, generally at a high end hotel, key phrase to order such services from the concierge

"I called the concierge and said 'I need you to send someone to fluff my pillows'. They sent a boy right up."

by coyote oldman January 19, 2012