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That's not me is it? The weaponized schizophrenia? See, it's a problem when they do it to women, right? Is this not a problem? Yeah it is... You know you fucked up... Hey, I tried to warn you.
Hym "I'm watching Ben Shapiro's video on Andrew Tate's 'grift' and I noticed... That it's a complete an utter LIE. It's a lie. You accuse a guy of grifting... And then lie. Blatantly! If your critique of Andrew Tate... Does not involve me... You are lying. No mention of me. No mention of the 'lover boy method.' And then your whole team does a series of debates with a guy who is literally doing the same thing and he wife left him when she found out he wasn't Hym. You know you're lying. He's just doing my plan to become better than Joe Rogan. You know that. Gayve Jewben made a video about someone else being a grifter the same day. Everyone and their brother accuse the 2 of them of being grifters... Everything is a grift! Everyone is a grifter (apparently). It's madness! And then you're shilling for a government that is actively starving children! So you can even use the 'But Hym threatens kids!' The Jews are murdering them, actively! And you're defending them! No, it's- You're done. No 'don't mess with our kids' moment. I was right. Everyone but me was wrong. You should have done what I told you to do immediately. You should be doing what I'm telling you to do now. You lose. I win. I'm the better one. You're an idiot for trying to resist me. You should be holding your wive's legs open for me so I can fuck them with greater ease. I was the correct one all along. I could have saved you all but you wouldn't let me and now you look like a retarded bitch."
by Hym Iam April 21, 2024
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In my personal definition a Old school Lover Boy is a near perfect guy to find. Charming, Romantic and loyal
In my personal definition a Old school Lover Boy is a near perfect guy to find. Charming, Romantic and loyal
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Girl 1: Oh. You that kind of a boy
Girl 2: the most perfect boy and dreamy to find
Girl 1: Oh. You that kind of a boy
Girl 2: the most perfect boy and dreamy to find
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