zoid

Taken from "freakazoid", these people are the ones who are gothic and wear nothing but black clothes, have black makeup, and black hair.

Look at that zoid over there

by Kingsy November 24, 2006

zoid

one who plays video games to the point where his/her eyes start to bleed

That zoid played Zelda for 14 fucking hours straight the other day.

by big burls September 17, 2002

zoid

Another slang word commonly used to refer to a female, can be an individual or a group.

1) Check out that pack of zoids over there
2) That is a pretty nice zoid

by bukkake fashions February 24, 2009

zoid

A Warforged wizard/fighter/rogue in the Dungeons and Dragons campaign realm of Eberron. Zoid can be found on the Sarlona server in Dungeons and Dragons Online.

"Zoid prepared to cast magic missle into the darkness."

by Darcy Klyne May 11, 2008

zoid

Zoids are demonoid minions of lucifer!

The zoid will give your as a pounding!

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by Itputsthelotiononitskin October 27, 2003

Zoid

Zoid can be conjugated or used as a noun. ie: One who zoids is a zoid. The act of zoiding is to fall alseep, regardless of one's environment. An ultimate zoid can fall alseep at a Who concert. Lightweights often zoid at parties. An eternal zoid is one who has passed away.

Man, what a lightweight! Dude f!@#ing zoided out behind my land yacht and missed half the boogie!

by Stuben Hackfittle Von Burntsteiner November 5, 2004

Zoid

Zoid, is abnormally attracted to the male gender more specifically men with a darker skin color because he stereotypes them to have a 500 inch penis

Did you hear Zoid had sex with your dad last night?

by blackyikeszezezez November 26, 2021