An exremely lame joke or quip that when said is followed by silence from everyone around you, not uncommonly followed by blank stares or looks of disbelief. When a zoid is uttered it is customary for one of the zoiders freinds or aquantinces to point this out by saying "zoid". You are only allowed three in an evening. The results of the third zoid is that the zoided party may not speak the rest of the night. It is rare that a third zoid is achieved but it can be done by the less witty, and humorless of us.If it is achieved,the party that is not to talk must be silent, if caught talking there should be repercussions. These can vary.
You are at a nightclub with your freinds and a fine girl walks by with some large breasts. One of your less than debonair freinds complements her by saying "Hey why dont you and your two freinds join us for a drink." After she backhands him and throws her drink in his face, You reply "Zoid , two more and you can't talk the rest of the night ."While shaking your head in dissaproval.
by scranton October 17, 2006
(Zoids)
Zoids are battle suits, half mechanic and half animal. It takes the form of a giant robot (surprise, surprise) and battle, using lasers, ammunition, and just plain biting and scratching. People pilots can control their zoid using the Command System, but that doesn't necissarily mean the zoid would prefer to. Some rare zoids have a "Black Box" or, in reference to the Anime series Zoids Guardian Force or Zoids Chaos Century, an Organoid. Organoids are used to boost power.
Zoids are currently common in four animes: (In time order) Zoids Chaotic Century, Zoids Guardian Force, Zoids Century Zero, then Zoids Fuziors. They appear as games, and a short manga.
Zoids are battle suits, half mechanic and half animal. It takes the form of a giant robot (surprise, surprise) and battle, using lasers, ammunition, and just plain biting and scratching. People pilots can control their zoid using the Command System, but that doesn't necissarily mean the zoid would prefer to. Some rare zoids have a "Black Box" or, in reference to the Anime series Zoids Guardian Force or Zoids Chaos Century, an Organoid. Organoids are used to boost power.
Zoids are currently common in four animes: (In time order) Zoids Chaotic Century, Zoids Guardian Force, Zoids Century Zero, then Zoids Fuziors. They appear as games, and a short manga.
"This Zoid is a Red Blade Liger."
"The organoid is merging with the Zoid!"
"His piloting ability of his zoid is... amazing!"
"The organoid is merging with the Zoid!"
"His piloting ability of his zoid is... amazing!"
by TheOnlyBlackFox (is really, really bored!) September 30, 2003
Zoids are metallic life forms used for war or competition.Zoids usually take on animal form and have cockpits that people can get into and control them.Zoid cores are the true heart of a zoid and if the zoid core is destroyed the zoid turns to stone.There are also organoids,which are miniature zoids that can fuse with larger zoids and enhance their performance.Zoid Eve is the life force behind all zoids and if she dies all zoids will draw their last breath.
The Raynos is flying zoid.
by Jacob of Tel Aviv November 02, 2003
v. to stare aimlessly at a no spot in particular with the aim of relaxing the mind and forgetting the stresses of the moment. Particularly effective if done to slow, noninvasive, yet rhythmic music.
"I can't believe I'm pregnant. I think I'm gonna be sick just thinking about it. Oh, and my hamster died."
"Let's just zoid a while to Coldplay. You'll feel better when we're done."
"Let's just zoid a while to Coldplay. You'll feel better when we're done."
by redgyul February 19, 2005
by H2disciple September 21, 2006
A compulsory net addict, that is aware of their internet/computer addiction,
but does not care about the negatives.
but does not care about the negatives.
A zoid is a net addict, zoiding whatever keeps them,
whether it's an eventual addiction to file transferring, online gaming, downloading materials, pornography, programming, security & hacking, operating systems, sleep deprivation, different mediums of chat/IM, eBay, forums, email, web design/master & blogging, their desks, etc.
whether it's an eventual addiction to file transferring, online gaming, downloading materials, pornography, programming, security & hacking, operating systems, sleep deprivation, different mediums of chat/IM, eBay, forums, email, web design/master & blogging, their desks, etc.
by hiways August 01, 2004
a high-powered fighting robot evolved from a combination of insect/reptile life and strange metal called 'zoid lignite/magnite'. they come from planet zi and have been bred/evolved into machines that humans can ride in/pilot.
by ColdFusion August 08, 2003