Physical Constructive Criticism

The appropriate action to take when someone is being such an asshole that you owe it to *them* to punch them in the face.

That guy's an asshole. Let's take him out to the alley out back and give him some physical constructive criticism.

OR

Your honor, it was just a little physical constructive criticism.

by t3h Wu April 19, 2010

Criticism

Criticism is the analysis/judgement of the flaws and faults of artistic work.

"Even though the movie was great there were some criticisms I have."

by AllosaurusFragilis December 20, 2018

Playful Criticism

When one makes fun of another person, but doesn't actually mean any harm. This is generally used when messing around with friends.

" I wasn't actually trying to be mean, it was just playful criticism."

by QueenoftheNerds June 11, 2017

Self criticism

When one with insecurities tends to expose them, usually not knowing that others know and not find the attempt at a self roast funny.

Chloe used self criticism as an attempt to be funny.

by Dratical April 20, 2021

neobrat quickpost cryptics

People whose posts in public forums, in the interest of saving time (at most a matter of seconds), are severely abbreviated and mispunctuated (often via a quickpost application) to the point where they are barely intelligible, if at all. Sometimes these people cannot spell or read to begin with, and they insist on using slang and/or all caps. The nightmarish "finished product" of such posts may actually cause the astute reader to experience migraines and epileptic seizures. I first heard the term used by OwlHoot on sci.tech-archive.net.

neobrat quickpost cryptic 1: 4xampl,thos who rite lik this.u get it,the worse of the worse,tho there r
other xampls not as bad.want more neobrat quickpost virtuosities sent 2 u? (OwlHoot)

neobrat quickpost cryptic 2: LMFAO...@ THESE BRAWDZ...DELET ME BLOK ME...IDGAF...BUT I TELL U ONE THING WHEN SEE DONT UTTER TO YO TO SAY SHYT 2 ME...DNT TRY TO ACT LIKE WE FAM OR FRENDS...CUZ I DNT FUC WIT BOOGI ASS HOES ANY WAY! SO KEEP MINE UP OUT YO MOUF...CUZ I WILL MAKE A TRIP! IT AINT NEVA EEN NO HO N ME! NOW RUN TELL DAT! SHO (lamebook)

by MastaRoe October 18, 2010

Criticism

Basically a excuse to hate-circlejerk (Fucking with people) other people's stuff and have it fall under an umbrella of said name. Basically bullying with protection by word manipulation.

ThomasDaTank stole some good pics from my pal online Railrodder and reposted onto his favorite Thomas the train Discord, basically saying some nasty and made-up shit about his OC's and how """awful""" they are, even saying "I'm horny for Jessica the cyborg." said character being 16 years old. I tried to report this shit but the mod stated "It's just criticism" which means "Hell no, we allow bullying here."

by The Painful Reality May 12, 2020

cryptics

The act of speaking in a cryptic manner.

He needs to stop speaking in cryptics.

by Mercedes August 6, 2004