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Redneck Testicle Mudflap 

Excess layer of droopy fat found hanging below a redneck's package.
Cooter: I can see your Redneck Testicle Mudflap in those new skinny jeans.

Earl: Curse you Cooter!
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Testicular Singularity 

When a man allows a woman to twist his Scrotum so tightly that the individual testicles are no longer distinguishable. Typically requires 8-10 complete twists to achieve Testicular Singularity.
Boris: "Hey Jeff, wanna come watch the football game at my house this sunday?"

Jeff: "No thanks Boris! My wife and I will be attempting to achieve Testicular Singularity that day!"

Testicular Torsion 

A 9th level spell that can only be casted by the greatest wizards of the realm. When casted, a magical force twists one or both testicles of the persons afflicted, causing immeasurable pain and anguish.

When casted on a person with no junk, the only affects are a mild tummy ache or rampant expulsion of gas from your rectum.
Nice Shopkeeper - "Hello sir, what can I get you today?"
Me, a wizard with a short temper - "TESTICULAR TORSION!!!!"

razzel tastic 

An exciting moment that is breathtaking and phenomenal and something that can't be explained about the joy you feel
This game is razzel tastic, and I bet it's going to go down in history
razzel tastic by ML Jackson August 1, 2017

Charm'tastic 

Is the celebration of anything fantastic (hotels, museums, restaurants, sports, shopping etc...) about Baltimore, MD. also known as "Charm City".
Donald Trump was making a joke to reporters when he said he had a "Charm'tastic" visit to Baltimore.
Charm'tastic by Dunkadelic Era August 14, 2019

ass-crack-tastic 

A fantastic look at any plump/fat chick's ass crack over the top of her low rise jeans.
Baby, your back got that ass-crack-tastic look down tight!