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Ronnie Coleman

Ronnie Coleman is the most majestic man in existence. He is no unpreceivably muscualr and vuluptous if you dont get a boner while looking at this man your dick just doesn't work. It's not evena sexual thing its just your dick acknowledging the alpha male in the room.
Ronnie Coleman:*while deadlift Saturn's rings* LIGHT WEIGHT BABYYY..... YEAHH BUDDAY

Colgan Highschool 

By far the whitest school school in Prince William County.
Chad: "Yo you see that chick with the pink hair?"

Brad: "She definitely goes to Colgan Highschool."

Jenna Louise Coleman

A British Actress most notable for her roles as Jasmine Thomas on Emmerdale, Lindsay James on Waterloo Road, and Clara Oswald on Doctor Who. She is beautiful, sexy, pure perfection and Doctor Who's sexiest companion.
Person 1: Describe Jenna Louise Coleman in one word

Person 2: perfection!!!
Jenna Louise Coleman by Samie Nicole September 23, 2013
Collans are very charismatic men that know how to push all the right buttons to make a person either completely in love or annoyed out of their minds. They also have a tendency to be completely romantic and know just how to make you feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside no matter how horrible you might feel.
That Collan is so sex.
Collan by tigertaimer February 16, 2009

Colgan High school 

Fake pregnancies, threats against a supposedly pregnant girl to push them down the stairs, troll colored hair, ultra gays, disgusting ass couples, shitty teachers, people backhanding speds, annoying theater kids, overzealous band kinds, kids calling teachers 'master', and school shooters a plenty.
Bret: "Step on my shoes again and I'll slap the shit out of you."
Tiffany: "Don't slap me I'm pregnant!"

Grey: "Yeah sure. You go to Colgan High School. Slap the shit out of her, Bret."

Coleman middle school 

A gay school where they want drama but it dosent happen I went there for a couple years but most girls are flat so I switched overall just a gay school where anyone can make it in accelerated and guys joke about fucking each other and call each other daddy
Why is Coleman middle school principal so gay