Heast

=hörst du/=listen to me, usually used in a negative or aggressive way

Heast, halt die Pappen

by asdfghgfdsfghfdsdfgh March 16, 2021

after-hours workplace food heists

Those insanely frustrating occurrences, always obviously pulled by the same clueless person, although you just can’t seem to bust them.

I’m gonna get me one of those secret videocams and catch that larcenous little fucker pulling these after-hours workplace food heists and get his two-faced ass fired!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

Hearst Burger

When a burger is missing the patty like when Patty Hearst was kidnapped.

Man! I hate McDonalds. I asked for a Big Mac and they gave me a Hearst burger!

by hidethefork February 1, 2009

Heritage middle school

This is were some raw kids go to but most are dumb in the fucking head. The teachers act like their everything when they act like they have down síndrome. Fuck all the teachers.

heritage middle school: oh yeah we’re they try so hard to make it a white school and teachers suck ass.

by Gmfu. March 6, 2019

heistmeister

One who has both extensive theoretical knowledge and practical experience in the careful execution of a glitch-free heist.

He is definitely “number one” in his field, he is the heistmeister!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2021

dog heist

dawg hahyst
noun

A robbery that is centered around stealing a (usually cute) dog from its owner.

Look at that cute dog. I think it’s time for a dog heist!

by Dr Manifold June 1, 2018

Nig-heist

1. A kick-ass band comprised of Black Flag roadies that existed in the early 1980's.

2. To steal something suddenly from a friend or aquiantance.

1. Nig-heist made some fucking awesome sex jams.

2. *snatch a dollar from your friend* Nig-heist, mothafucka!

by Steve Corbin July 2, 2008