Hook you up

The act of "hooking someone up" is a slang phrase that can refer to one of two things:

1. To help set someone up with a romantic interest in an attempt to act as a matchmaker.
2. To help someone obtain a product, good, or service, usually at a reduced price than what is commonly found. This is usually facilitated by the fact that the person doing the "hooking up" usually has some connections and/or insider knowledge that they can utilize to help obtain the reduced prices.

Bob: Good morning, Stan! So I heard that you're looking to buy a new bicycle?

Stan: Yeah, but I've been scouring the internet all weekend, and all the prices are ridiculous. Can't find any affordable bikes nowadays.

Bob: Actually, I have a friend whose brother runs a bicycle shop in the next town. Want me to hook you up?

Stan: That'd be awesome! Thanks!

by DeeeFoo May 4, 2017

hook me up

Gangster way of asking someone to share something with you.

Yo, hook me up with some Pringles. I didn't eat for two days.

by ProStaff January 26, 2005

hook it up bro

When a customer at a bar wants the bartender to give them extra booze that they do not want to pay for.

Customer: "Yo dawg, I want you to make my drink strong!"

Bartender: "So you want a double?"

Customer" "Nah man, just hook it up bro!"

by hookitupbro.com September 7, 2011

hook it up phat

man, its what yo deala do when he get a big shipment of dadis in and u throw some money his way

Dealer: Dude i got some dank ass chron in from the city man
You: HOOK IT UP PHAT

by dadisaurus June 28, 2006

hook you up

Sort ya out with a product or commodity

I can hook you up mate!

by K Dum June 3, 2016

hook it up phat

Meaning to bedazzle or "make prettier with application of plastic gems" - i.e. an acceptable phrase to shout during lovemaking

Jesse: "I fucked your sister last night"
Aaron: "What?"
Jess: "Yeah, she was hook it up phat!"

by Sam Irwin December 28, 2011

hook em up

1. event of two cars racing, i.e. hooking em up to race
2. breeding of dogs.

1. Hey, thats a nice sohc civc.... bet that vinyl makes it fast.... lets hook em up...
2. Hey, nice pit, i have a rot., lets hook em up

by Josh Delaughter September 11, 2005