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hook it up bro 

When a customer at a bar wants the bartender to give them extra booze that they do not want to pay for.
Customer: "Yo dawg, I want you to make my drink strong!"

Bartender: "So you want a double?"

Customer" "Nah man, just hook it up bro!"
hook it up bro by hookitupbro.com September 7, 2011

hook it up phat 

man, its what yo deala do when he get a big shipment of dadis in and u throw some money his way
Dealer: Dude i got some dank ass chron in from the city man
You: HOOK IT UP PHAT
hook it up phat by dadisaurus June 28, 2006

hook it up phat 

Meaning to bedazzle or "make prettier with application of plastic gems" - i.e. an acceptable phrase to shout during lovemaking
Jesse: "I fucked your sister last night"
Aaron: "What?"
Jess: "Yeah, she was hook it up phat!"
hook it up phat by Sam Irwin December 28, 2011

hook it up phat 

When you buy trees from someone and they throw in a little extra. Usually applies to weed but you can say it for anything.
Lindsay: Did you get a eighth from him?

Renee: Yupp, and he hooked it up phat!

Lindsay: Let me get some free food from ur job today!
Renee: Yeah come thru, I'll hook it up phat!
hook it up phat by monike16 October 27, 2010

Hookitup 

a phrase used when a fella is tryin to get a blowjob
hey baby, I got a fat ass blunt and a fifth a patron wontcha come hookitup
Hookitup by Z.porno February 12, 2009