Hook you up

The act of "hooking someone up" is a slang phrase that can refer to one of two things:

1. To help set someone up with a romantic interest in an attempt to act as a matchmaker.
2. To help someone obtain a product, good, or service, usually at a reduced price than what is commonly found. This is usually facilitated by the fact that the person doing the "hooking up" usually has some connections and/or insider knowledge that they can utilize to help obtain the reduced prices.

Bob: Good morning, Stan! So I heard that you're looking to buy a new bicycle?

Stan: Yeah, but I've been scouring the internet all weekend, and all the prices are ridiculous. Can't find any affordable bikes nowadays.

Bob: Actually, I have a friend whose brother runs a bicycle shop in the next town. Want me to hook you up?

Stan: That'd be awesome! Thanks!

by DeeeFoo May 04, 2017

hook me up

Gangster way of asking someone to share something with you.

Yo, hook me up with some Pringles. I didn't eat for two days.

by ProStaff January 27, 2005

hook it up bro

When a customer at a bar wants the bartender to give them extra booze that they do not want to pay for.

Customer: "Yo dawg, I want you to make my drink strong!"

Bartender: "So you want a double?"

Customer" "Nah man, just hook it up bro!"

by hookitupbro.com September 06, 2011

hook it up phat

man, its what yo deala do when he get a big shipment of dadis in and u throw some money his way

Dealer: Dude i got some dank ass chron in from the city man
You: HOOK IT UP PHAT

by dadisaurus June 28, 2006

hook you up

Sort ya out with a product or commodity

I can hook you up mate!

by K Dum April 20, 2016

hook em up

1. event of two cars racing, i.e. hooking em up to race
2. breeding of dogs.

1. Hey, thats a nice sohc civc.... bet that vinyl makes it fast.... lets hook em up...
2. Hey, nice pit, i have a rot., lets hook em up

by Josh Delaughter August 30, 2005

hook it up phat

Meaning to bedazzle or "make prettier with application of plastic gems" - i.e. an acceptable phrase to shout during lovemaking

Jesse: "I fucked your sister last night"
Aaron: "What?"
Jess: "Yeah, she was hook it up phat!"

by Sam Irwin December 26, 2011