Scoop Horse

Something some mental kid at school says constantly...

OOOOOOH! SCOOP HORSE! OOSTEN!

by COJONESLAMIENDO May 4, 2017

Horse Racist

A racing of the whores and the horse's whores. A horse race is a whore's race. Much like a motorcyclist, a horse-racer is called a Horse Racist.

"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship! Much like a motorcyclist, he started out being a Horse Racist!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 8, 2023

Chonkey Horse

A misidentified cow

*pointing at a cow* Look at that chonkey horse

by kempykemp August 6, 2022

Horse Nuggets

When some idiot won't wait for you

Idiot: Cmon, we gotta go!
You: Hold your horse nuggets!

by Redpanda9 July 6, 2011

horse cock

a horses cock

i put a horse cock in my pussy

by pussy fucker 19 February 9, 2018

Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.

Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!

by thin dick little May 1, 2019

Tortilla Horse

An incredibly charming, nice, smart, and all-round sexy human being currently residing in the realms of Xbox. He is especially known for his standout intellect besting those around him such as Royal Shake, an illiterate human being incapable of basic thought processes.

Nigger Queer: "Did you hear about Tortilla Horse's new fanny??"
Niglet Queer: "Yes, daddy."
Nigger Queer: "Shut up, bitch."

by Prgxisu August 13, 2017