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The ol' 1979 buttfuck 

A more colorful version of the ol' one two punch; the ol' tag and bag; the ol' shake and bake. Basically when you and your homie team up and do something fuckin awesome.
The groom had two Best Men, so we teamed up for the Best Man speech at the wedding and gave it the ol' 1979 buttfuck.

the originals

hybirds,werewolfs,vampires and marcel

new orleans da ve bok yaşanıyorsa bunlardan sorulur. Biri mi öldü kesin klaus yüzünden biri mi kaçırıldı kesin klaus yüzünden mikaelsonlar ne arkadaşım bok mular anası babası kötü 6 kardeş işte birbirlerini korumak için adam deşiyolar.
tvd nin yan dizisi vardı adı neydi ya?
the originals

The Office 

"Lets for for the Office"
The Office by Raveneye26 June 22, 2017

the ol handshield maneuver 

the (while in the act of masturbating) putting your hand like a shield in a cupping shape over your belly button area to protect your clothing from jizz shots.
he was about to cum, but the ol handshield maneuver saved him from jizz stains on his shirt

The Ocean Spray 

The art of filling a woman's ass with cheap booze and then shoving your dick in and trying to bust a nut before she sprays like a whale in the ocean.
That midget just got the ocean spray from Ryan!
The Ocean Spray by Raplhijohn June 30, 2017

The one armed balboa 

In dodge ball, one who can swing the ball side armed and must be 300 pounds plus.
In elementary school we had a teacher we named the one armed balboa. She could hit anyone with a ball at deadly force.. This was before political correctness.