Poseidon's Kiss, v2.0

Remember the splash from the original? Picture the same, except that this time, you're puking. It is much worse. v2.0.

This person I know, Steve, hurled into a toilet bowl. We all do that. He got a splash in his face. A little, but that matters little. Poseidon's Kiss, next level Poseidon's Kiss, v2.0) is what it was.

by charismatix July 28, 2022

aunt martha kiss

When you give a half lip, dry, side kiss to someone with no passion or feeling. Like you would your 'Aunt Martha' when she comes to town.

I walked in the door and she gave me an 'Aunt Martha kiss'. I was like "Ewww, so it's like that now?'

by Chucks5150chucks5150 December 6, 2017

Dirty rim kiss

When your penis is large enough to dip into or 'kiss' the water of the toilet

"Thats disgusting!". "What?". "I just did a dirty rim kiss".

by GhostyBoi666 August 13, 2018

Queens Salty Kiss

When you are masturbating into a Bee Hive and the Queen stings you on the knob right as you ejaculate.

Male 1 - “That looks super swollen, what happened?”
Male 2 - “Yeah i got it last night as i was getting a Queens Salty Kiss..worth it though”

by Hotdogz420 March 23, 2021

kiss my ashed

Verb; to get so completely wasted that you turn into a white girl from the class of 2011 that cannot handle her alcohol.

"Omg stacy did you see how kiss my ashed kelly was last night? She was talking to a potato and thought she was talking to a mirror"

by mr bigglesworth June 16, 2014

kiss from nowhere

When you are standing on the sidewalk or somewhere and some chick or dude just kisses or makes out with you when you least expect it. Also called a surprise kiss. If you're horny, you wanted it to happen.

X: Dude, guess what happened.
Y: What happened?
X: See that chick over there?
Y: Yeah. Why?
X: She just kissed me and I never had time to react.
Y: Lucky boy, a kiss from nowhere

by Clem Winkleberry July 9, 2014

Kiss Me Fatboy

when somebody disguises themselves as another to kiss you

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by Cash Grab September 10, 2018