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I'm not made of money

No, but you've got lots of it in da bank!!
An excellent example of how da saying "I'm not made of money" can be very deceptive (i.e., da speaker is actually "loaded") would be Ethan Couch's infamous "affluenza" defense --- he never claimed dat he or any of his family-members were actually constructed of hundred-dollar bills, but he was still indirectly bragging about how wealthy they were.
by QuacksO June 9, 2020
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filament-money

Like gas-money(sfw version), filament-money is when you pay for a roll of filament to a friend who 3d prints a model for you.
Hey, I saw this cool toilet paper holder on tiktok, I found the model on thingiverse, can you 3d print it for me. I got the filament-money.

Friend 3d prints the model and refuses to take filament-money when offered because they're your friend after all, but you pay them back by buying the next round anyway.
by Tinkrmind March 8, 2023
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Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything
Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.
by Notnob January 7, 2024
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Touch money!

term - used when parting ways, in place of goodbye. indicates that you should always keep money close at hand or it can serve as a reminder to always stay on that paper chase.
"A'ght main, take care! Touch money!"
by Brandaids May 7, 2021
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Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles Was Not Receiving Money From Zunilda Virginia Junco So I Fought A version OF Her In Seventh Grade <<<`~`Jesus`~`Knife`~`Necklace`~`>>>
Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles Was Not Receiving Money From Zunilda Virginia Junco So I Fought A version OF Her In Seventh Grade <<<`~`Jesus`~`Knife`~`Necklace`~`>>>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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Money

The thing that holds up the universe . If you don’t have any money you will die.
Kid: hi
FBI: do you have money?
Kid: no
FBI: *kills*
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