Jake

Jake is an ugly fat girl with huge tits. She is a psychotic murderer and will probably eat your arms for a snack. That bitch likes to eat the cheese off people’s toes. She thinks she is funny but is actually a massive arsehole whose life is funnier than her jokes.

Person 1: Oh look! It’s Jake!!!
Person 2: *screams* run before she eats your arms!!!!
Jake: C’mon I only want an ear!!!

by Your 1st Rejection October 29, 2019

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Jake E

A funny guy and good to be around, but shows his gayness at almost every opportunity he gets. Jakes are sensitive and one minded, but also very creative and have lots of girl friends because he’s not attracted to them at all. You will always find a Jake, in the boys bathroom, sucking at a gloryhole.

Girl: hey look at Jake E over there, he’s really funny guy
Girl 2: yeah but he’s extremely gay and will always take a guy over a girl

Girl: and I heard he’s also attracted to Ben.

by ##ALI-A is life ## February 7, 2019

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Jake

Either you like this nice dude or you hate that psychopathic bitch

Person 1: Aw look its Jake!!
Person 2: Ew no Jake is psychotic

by kat3r1n December 3, 2018

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Jake

A Jake (a person named jake) is a man who is generally outgoing, sweet, and attractive. When you first meet a Jake, you will notice his lack of self consciousness. This can sometimes lead to bad friendships and inattentiveness in relationships. When a Jake’s narcissism has been discovered, he will turn it on someone else to cover up his blame. This is his only flaw. Other than that, a Jake is pretty fun to hang around.

Nice girl: wow I think I have a crush on that guy, is he nice?
Girl’s friend: As a friend he’s nice, but I’ve heard he’s a Jake. I wouldn’t pursue someone who’ll neglect you like that.

by KarenPleaseIJustWantToSeeThem July 22, 2019

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