Wooden Person

A person who is easily burnt similar to a patsy..

The target was to be dealt with for he/she had been deemed to be a wooden person!

by MKU0 February 11, 2019

Borderline Personality Disorder

A type of person you must run away at all costs if they make you your “favorite person”

Friend: my partner loves me so much and calls me her “favorite person”!

Me: OH SHIT! THEY GOT THAT BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER! FOO YOU BETTER RUN AWAY AND SAVE YOURSELF! THEY GON’ FUCK YOU OVER BAD!

by Splaird June 22, 2025

Person

Something that is not allowed to exist.

Person

by Adobe REE December 25, 2022

person

a person that's alive.

like you. you're a human, and you're alive.

some people (plural for person) are also not alive

person: Hey i'm a person!!
person: Me too!!

by iiqxlvs fan November 4, 2021

Homeless person

some residentially challenged bastard who's addicted to heroin.

Homeless person: (of a person) without a home, and therefore typically living on the streets.

random person: "wow, he must be homeless!"
homeless asscrack: "ay, you gotta light? I'm tryna use some heroin ovah' ere'!"

by vetchinarusskiy June 13, 2024

person -1

Just doesn't exist

person 1: sus

person -1: wow I exist

xqc: WOW clap clap clap clap clap

by my reel nameing with a s April 16, 2021

Personal Diary

When someone texts the groupchat with useless and mundane information at random times in the day about what they’re doing when it has no effect on anyone else in the chat

Typically happens when the groupchat has been inactive for a while

Person 1: “I’m going eat a hot pocket”
Person 2: “Personal Diary”
Person 1: “REEEEEEE”

by Logano Piano December 17, 2023