Jesus Faith

I liken this to a marriage wit the highest emotions there could ever be...my love for Jesus is bigger than anything else, outweighs anything else, and matters more than anything else. It does not make sense all the time, in fact most of the time it doesn't, it hurts, it makes me angry sometimes, and I want to leave more times than I can count. Yet, there is something that will never let me do that for this is someone and something that I can not and will not live without, and when He says to trust Him even though everything practical is screaming that I am crazy, when everything looks unbelievable and nobody would agree with me and I have no reasonable explanation for my decisions or belief, when I can not even physically see the one I love this much or be hugged by Him or get the answers I beg for at times, when all this happens, yet I know without a doubt I can not have a life without Him and this foundation I base my entire life on no matter how messy it gets, that is JESUS FAITH.

I have no idea what is going to happen, but I do have Jesus faith and that is all I need.

by yousay413 August 19, 2019

space Jesus

1. a term that is used to insult or mock the Scientology religion.
2. another name for master chief Halo used to describe how awesome he is

1. Scientology believer: man why the fuck are you atheist?
Atheist: Why do you care?
Scientology believer: cause ur gonna go to hell dumb ass.
Atheist: man, fuck you why don't you go worship space Jesus!

2. Dude space Jesus totally raped those covenant bitches!

by Dak-Stax September 06, 2009

Just Jesus January

For the whole month of January, you can't cuss

Friend: Bro I just got this b*tch to give me head
Friend #2: Dude it's Just Jesus January, you can't do that
*slaps his head*

by 69eater420 November 08, 2019

Jesus Vampire movie

A type of movie that can be set in any time period and has Jesus as a character who plays a vampire hunter.

Did you see that Jesus vampire movie "Jesus vs. the son of Dracula"?

by Judge dredd7 October 21, 2011

Went Knees to Jesus

A phrase to describe sexual intercourse.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Doug?
Guy 2: Yeah I heard we went knees to Jesus.

by The Professor of Thugonomics February 22, 2016

Oh My Jesus

To be used when something is amazing/shocking to emphasise how you feel. It is not the same as Oh My God which would be a bigger deal, and really, doesn't sound as good. Can also be shortened to OMJ.

OH MY JESUS! I just saw Sally banging Paula's ex!

OH MY JESUS! I think we ran over a squirrel.

by newkidondablock September 22, 2011

Child of Jesus

A hoe who uses her loose following of religion to get out of sex.

“Wanna go back to my place?”

“Sorry I’m a child of Jesus”

by Yesyesyeysyeysys May 11, 2018