Topiary Horse

A horse - made out of a hedge.
It guards the gates to the city Juffair and protects all those who venture in. Located close to The World's Shittest Bar, members of the Bahrain Cultural Trip are obliged to take a selfie with the "Beast of Bahrain" - preferably pretending to slip one up the tradesman's entrance.

Did anyone see Alan's date last night? She's a worse ride than the Topiary Horse.

by MaccieG August 20, 2023

Horse Pearl

A lump of fecal matter trapped in the back of the a horse's throat.

I went all the way to England to chocke on a horse pearl. Please, forgive me, Charles. I have lied to the family and wish to leave this damned land.

by Dudebruh42 July 4, 2020

Horse Action

Another, more proper, way to say horse semen. First used by CaseOh while playing Schedule 1.

Look at all that Horse Action! We can mix forever!

by SackMan42069 April 21, 2025

Horse Fair

Horse Fair is where willing Mares give themselves up for auction to a Stallion without ever seeing their faces

Josh: I'm really excited for Horse Fair next month, always wanna to experience being used by so many guys.
Frank: Me too, I wonder how many guys I'll have.

by RiLoCh February 13, 2023

Open horse grave

description of a terrible smell

Bobby hadn't showered in days, he smelled like an open horse grave.

by Rev Dan May 23, 2018

Horse cockery

Absolutely bullshit has just fucked ur tight little ass and feels like a horse but is actually just a fuck tone of bullshit

Hey bro I'm not a simp I'm just being nice by giving money to her to buy clothes

Bro that's fucking horse cockery

by LeFishe September 4, 2020

Horse Gurdian

A majestic creature, a good man who plays to much halo

The Horse Gurdian said, if a football player loses his cock, what might he put down his pants?

by Sadboy666 April 16, 2018