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Cum Catcher

An object or orifice (often times a mouth) used to receive seminal fluid.

Pronunciation - cum cat-cha (Boston accent)

Originated in Cambridge, Massachusetts in the late 90's, early 2000's.
Josh - "Yo stevie, i might fuck around and steal your girl if you keep playing with me."
Stevie - "Kid, shut your cum catcher before I shut it for you."
by Birdman781 June 23, 2024
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Head Coach

The person who taught your girlfriend how to give a Blow Job.

This is usually one of her friends in high school or college, using a banana as the test subject.

Whoever it was, you should thank them.
My girlfriend went to her her high school reunion, and her Head Coach was there!
by TheFlashSimiValley November 3, 2024
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bate coach

A person giving masturbating(bating) instructions to another person.
Your bate coach gave you an awesome orgasm last night.
by Bator69 December 1, 2024
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oral coaching

Coaching someone while they are giving you head
An example of oral coaching would be like

"Oh baby your doing so good, just like that
Don't slow down"
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poop coach

(noun)-An individual who provides advice and support for someone who has to urgently take a massive shit with the intention of helping them to not take a massive and steamy dump in their pants. Truly one of the most heroic actions one could take.
Heather: John, drive faster, I really need to poop, I might not make it!

John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.

Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.
by The Golden Swordfish January 16, 2025
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Texas catch 5

Texas catch 5 (not to be confused with texas cash 5) is a version of russian roulette with slightly unconventional rules.
The game often involves 1 or more players who pass around a revolver loaded with 5 empty shell casings, and 1 live round. The game is played by loading the gun, the cylinder is not allowed to be cycled during the gameplay.
A participant will ready the revolver, then press the revolver to their forehead, yell "YEE HAW!" and pull the trigger.

The goal of the game is to "catch 5" empty shell casings rather than one real bullet.
The Dow is down, time to play Texas catch 5.
by Michelthegreatest January 22, 2025
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Voice coach

A professional who specialises in expert oral services.

Their techniques improve diction, articulation and public performance, typically for Prime Ministers.
Keith spent Christmas Eve with his voice coach, doing special warm up exercises.
by bobstoaster February 3, 2025
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