Wet The Lips

When a lady visits the bathroom to relieve herself.
To urinate.

Woman: I'm away to wet the lips.

Woman: Where's the toilet i'm desperate to wet the lips.

by Honky_Tonk_Dixie February 26, 2009

wet far

what rebecca smells like

damn you smell as bad as a wet far

by Joshua August 11, 2003

Wet throat

When a woman is deep throating a man and the lips of the wowan are on the pubes of the man. The man starts to pee in the back of her throat, making it wet.

Dude she was spitting yellow when she got a wet throat.

by hemsphere December 16, 2011

got wet feet

Being in serious trouble.

Person #1: Yo, homie how ya doing?
Person #2: I am in serious trouble, man! Yesterday I wrecked my car, lost my job and my girlfriend married my best friend.
Person #1: You really got wet feet, homie!
Person #2: You're right. Can you lend me a rifle, so that I can kill myself, please?

by armn_ July 4, 2006

wet paper towel

When you piss on a paper towel and afterwards use it to nut in

I ran out of paper towels and i only had one so i had to pull a wet paper towel

by Nibger May 25, 2017

Wetting the Dad's Head

The traditional celebration for new fathers whereby, upon arrival of the new born, they procure a lady (different from the mother) and receive a blowjob.

Wetting the Dad's Head - Ecstatic about the arrival of his new son, Steve wasted no time at all in heading to the local meat market to get his head wet in celebration.

by Gourmet January 6, 2009

Wet Stamp Tramp

A woman who has grown up in the trailer park as trashy classy. Even though she was raised to respect herself she has hit Rock bottom so hard that she gives her wet pussy away for food stamps.

Always go to church Sally so you don't end up like that Wet Stamp Tramp.

by Cheesepacker69 January 23, 2020