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Washma

A person's last name, or the name of a town or city. Usually used to trick someone into saying it out loud, similar to the BOFA spectrum of conditions.
Vick: "Look at this wide receiver I created on NFL Street, his name is James Washma."

Cheeky: "Washma?"

Vick: "Washma balls."
by vickless October 6, 2023
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Washington Herpes Bowl

To perform a Washington Herpes Bowl, first find someone who has herpes. Then peel off some of their skin and put it in a bowl. Proceed to shit, piss, cum, spit, and add a drop of your own blood to the bowl, then drink it and puke it back into the bowl. Find dog feces and use a shower cap to pick it up. Wear the shower cap on your head, host a house party and share the Washington Herpes Bowl with everyone there!
They had a Washington Herpes Bowl at grandpa's funeral yesterday. Reminded me of him.
by realrealbananapeel November 3, 2023
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Washed

The word "Washed" usually refers to someone's poor jokes or unfunny humor like Dad jokes.
Nathan, that was so unfunny. You are a washed guy.
by SEN1OR FR0G January 3, 2024
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Washington Chili Bowl

Involves a dildo wrapped in vegan bacon and hash oil, a corded telephone, some hot sauce and an anus. A close cousin to the Texas Chili Bowl.
He gave me a Washington Chili Bowl. As a man, I was a little startled, but we both went to the University of Washington so it made sense.
by Texas Hook 'Em February 1, 2024
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Washao

Someone who is worth only as much as you put into someone who has no idea what the fuck they are doing
You got beat by Washao? Damn your fucking useless
by Zenking November 21, 2023
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Washboarding

A type of sex act where one person rubs their genitals or has them rubbed by another person's torso (flat chest, six pack etc).
My GF got jealous when she saw some big-titted TV announcer last night, so I suggested she try washboarding me to see tits ain't necessary.
by NeppestNep November 23, 2023
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