god's weldmark

see taint

by headbaker May 28, 2003

Ahh God!

A phrase used to express the pain of when you break your wrist and need a stretcher, ambulance and/or a wheelchair.

Corey: "Ahh god! I broke my wrist ahh god! It hurts so bad!! Ahh god!!"

by Ahh God!! May 18, 2008

God gotcha!

Said when something bad happens to someone who recently did or caused something bad to another, usually the person stating the phrase.

A man has his credit card rejected after cutting an old lady in line at the grocery store. The old lady notices and promptly announces, "God gotcha!" in the direction of the frustrated and now bitter man.

by Grandma Gee September 18, 2008

God's Plan

A threesome involving 2 women and 1 man which is antithesis to the Devil's three-way.

Josh was praised by his father for bagging a God's Plan with two of his sisters.

by boobtullah April 20, 2021

God's Quarterback

A servant of GOD that protects Heaven from fags/homos, likes to tackle them and punt them to the fiery pits of HELL.

The only reason God is mad at gays is because they found a loophole in the system (not talking to girls nag)

Relax all of you gay haters who don't want gay marriage, God's quarterback isn't letting any Fudge Packers go past the pearly white gates of Heaven.

by pokepotty August 22, 2011

Sauce God

A basketball player who is very good at dribbling and who can make a defender stumble or fall.

Kyrie Irving is a Sauce God.

by MoneyMark104 January 22, 2017

False God

A Divine being preached by man that explains of extensive intelect and power. With out physical evidence of existence.

False GODS
Jesus,Allah,GOD, Deus,Lord,Father, Θεός,etc...

by lapaturtle March 29, 2009