British urban legend. The story goes that he was a man who could make anything possible at any time by any means. He is best known for his seductive methods. He was an artist, author, designer, whose lifestyle of drug-addiction and sexual adventures are the focus of the stories. In the stories he can be arrogant, very funny, and charming, which, when coupled with his wit, makes for great storytelling.
"So, I was the unfortunate victim of a three-way gone wrong the other night..."
"Is this going to be a Max Tucker story?"
"Is this going to be a Max Tucker story?"
by CallMeMrFox May 8, 2014
Get the max tuckermug. Skipping school several days in the week for no reason, just to wake up at 2pm and get faded and possibly drunk . he will usually get the most drunk, not to mention the loudest and messiest whenever liquor is involved. 90 percent of his choices(legal or illegal) use more impulse than brainpower, unless its to go home at 2am in the middle of the night because he has "stuff to take care of". also he gets absolutely no play :333
(we still love him tho)
(we still love him tho)
by _TheBootyBandit_ October 14, 2025
Get the Rustin Maxxingmug. a tomgirl who likes tomboys and think's that lead is so heavy that 3 people could not even hold a spoon full a max is can also not tell the difference between a rihno and elephant max his height is around 4 feet most people say he is not good enough to go to tournaments and max has erectile dysfunction
by dummy thicc yeti pics February 1, 2020
Get the maxmug. by No body gives a shit September 28, 2021
Get the Max and maddiemug. The act of squeezing your fat juicy veiny cock causing the blood to expand and making it appear bigger, if continued it would cause the penis to grown larger but be warned if continued the girth max monster will come and slaughter everyone you know and loved to the fact of ur cock being larger
by Goin master November 5, 2025
Get the Girth maxingmug. Is usually good at everything, except for video games. Gets good grades and has a lot of friends but isn’t very popular among his school. Isn’t the hottest guy in the room but is more personality than looks. Has a great relationship with his family and friends. Max is very athletic and plays about every sport possible. Relationship wise he is only looking for the perfect girl and nothing less but nobody likes him so he’s lonely.
Note: I am a Max so this information is 100% accurate
Note: I am a Max so this information is 100% accurate
Everyone: You should just stop playing fortnite, your soooo trash.
Max: It’s fine I have football practice anyway and after that I have basketball.
Max: It’s fine I have football practice anyway and after that I have basketball.
by maxroni09 December 4, 2020
Get the Maxmug.