beaver titties

what to say to a woman with large breasts.
generally she doesn't look like a beaver.....generally
used to confuse her to think about her breast

John: Hey Taylor Beaver titties
Taylor: Huh? feeling her breasts

by G Doh June 17, 2008

titty bombed

really drunk, usually referring to girls.

Christina went out last night and got so titty bombed she left her shoes at the bar.

by bsummers June 30, 2008

Hamster Tittie

the tittie area of a hamster. Also known as the funnest word when your blazed off your ass (:

Dude, your such a hamster tittie!

by Kristin skeetskeet August 9, 2008

Titty Truck

The pick up vehicle for a strip club.

My car is broke, so I had the titty truck pick me up and give me a ride to Flap Jacks.

by Ballzer February 28, 2009

Titty Propriety

Etiquette of Modern Day Love Making. Titty Proprietybreast ownership comes about when a male lover or sexual partner proclaims the female sexual partner's breasts as his own, maybe forever or as long as the session lasts. Often the female partner will, as a maneuver to enhance the male arousal complex, tell the male that her breasts are his, only his, or some other foreplay dialogue nonsense to stimulate the heat of the moment. She may really intend for her words to be true....or not. And he may have the same notion. Afterall, we live in the Age of 2000+ when we were promised to all be driving flying cars, or pigs.

Steven, these titties are yours!!!!! Yours only!!!! You have Titty Propriety!!!!!

Darlin', Daniella, please let me have the reign of titty propriety, I will sell your milk to no one but me!!!!

Oh, Jenna, Oh, Frank, whoops! They just fell out! Will you take my titties and make them yours and yours only? Oh, my love, keep them from forever falling out the way that they do?

by Sertyardheart February 21, 2013

Waterbed Titties

Mammory glands that lack firmness and are easily manipulated by gravity. Not supple.

Latavius: "Damn bitch, those waterbed titties leaked all over my carpet last night. "

Jerome: Damn, her titties that saggy?

Latavius: Affirmative.

by Joseph theodore April 1, 2013

pity titties

when a woman has breasts so large men are no longer aroused by them and actually sympathise with the suffering they cause

'dude, she has some of the biggest pity titties I ever seen, she must have so much trouble with back pain or finding clothes that fit'

by markfitz June 17, 2013