Breast-taken

Similar to "breath-taken" when a womens large boobs are distracting enough to cause the user to forget or lose track of their doings.

Holy shit dude i have no clue want Avery just said i was so breast-taken.

by TyCap April 13, 2011

Stoners takeout

When you take a downstem full of weed stick it up a girls vagina, light it, then take it out and suck the smoke out of her pussy while eating her out

Yo dude I got some amazing Stoners takeout last night! Got high while eating pussy!

by Mschoksondik December 8, 2015

kevin takeover

Kevin is Jawn from the band Waterparks dog, and a lot of the Waterparks fanbase decided to set their profile picture to the same image and set their Display Names (DN's) to 'kevin'. This was known as the Kevin Takeover. The fans who participated in using the hashtag 'KevinNationArmy' did this so that other Kevins could see their tweets. This started off as unproblematic but the 'big parxies' decided to hate on them for it and cancel the kevins.

R.I.P kevin takeover.

big parxie: "This is really problematic. You're giving people anxiety and it's really annoying and childish."
kevin #1: "It's literally a dog."
kevin #2,3,4,5.. etc: "kevin."

or

twitter user 1: "whos kevin?"
kevin cult: "kevin"
twitter user 2: "it's Jawn's dog. people are using the profile picture and dn to have fun but the big parxies have a problem with that."

or

twitter user: "whats kevin takeover?"
a kevin trying to recruit new kevins: "we are going to try and take over stan twitter by using the hashtag '#KevinNationArmy'. Join us, we have cookies."

by kevin #27 May 20, 2020

Maf Talk Takedown

Maf Talk Takedown (MTT) is short for Mid-Atantic Mafia 4th Quarter Takedown. This is a trick play used by the Southern Grits to defeat the Mid-Atlantic Region for the 2018 4th Quarter game. When this phrase is spoke, it has been known to elicit feelings of internal confidence, extreme domination and victory. The feeling becomes contagious to all who hear it.

Delo passes Lucy in the hall. They both give each other a non and say, "Maf Talk Takedown." Instantly, both teammates become overwhelmed with a sense of being unstoppable.

Juan texts Carlos "MTT". Carlos instantly knows that he's going to have a killer day and if he plays the lottery, he will win.

Terry and Eric see each other across the room. Terry says, "Hey dude. Maf Talk Takedown." Eric runs over for the chest bumps and says, "Maf Talk Takedown bro."

by CapnCam October 21, 2018

giro takeaway

A cheap imitation of a takeaway Chinese meal comprising a Pot Noodle and a bag of Skips, popular amongst the unemployed and council estate tenants.

Fucking excellent Wayne, the social cheque's arrived - fancy going down Londis to buy a giro takeaway?

by Simon Poole October 8, 2003

taken

When some girl/woman is already with some loser, and even though he's an asshole who brags behind her back about how many BJs and how much sex he gets from her, she still thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread and may never know the difference because she's clueless and ignorant. She thinks she loves him, while the only thing the boyfriend is sure of, is how much he loves that pussy, and how he'll tell her whatever she wants to hear to ensure he keeps getting it. The girl/woman, of course, is totally oblivious to this. Meanwhile the guys in her life who truly care about her are left neglected and rejected because, for whatever unknown reason, girls/women are seemingly naturally attracted to assholes and pricks.

Why the hell are you hanging out with Mary? You know she's taken.

by VonZippa June 6, 2004

Takeru

It's a lemon strapped to wheels.

There goes another Takeru.

by Haruma June 29, 2011