Turdling tardis

When 2 people are doing anal and the the fellow giving it pulls out and the fellow on the receiving end shits a bit and the turds look like animal crackers.

Step Sis: "Step bro, what are you doing?!"
Step Bro: *pulls out*
Step Sis: *falls and hits head* UNGH! I j-just cronged...

Step Bro: "Mmm... Your turds like animal cwackers... UwU lemme eat! Nya! Holy shit did you turdling tardis!"
Step Sis: "Pass me some!"

ellipses... FUCK YOU!

by Spicytoots2012 May 22, 2020

Fucketh tardeth

Stupid people with style

Julia got Gucci shoes yet is stupid she is a fucketh tardeth

by Cooldude123434 November 29, 2020

Wing Tarding

A retarded form of windsurfing practiced by middle-aged men in the rain off the south coast of England.

Rich: Hey Al, wanna go wing tarding this afternoon, the weather looks particularly shite?
Al: Sure thing, be there in a sec, I just need to smash one out
Tim: I'm too drunken to tard, gonna jetski instead. See you guys later.

by WannaBeWingTarder March 10, 2021

ichigo_tard1

ichigo_tard1 is a creator found on Tiktok who doesn’t miss. All he ever does his speak facts

“ichigo_tard1 never misses, I think he’s king of Tiktok”

by sheeshiest.cold March 27, 2021

kaneki_tardd

Never misses, probably the sexiest mf out there. Slanders respectfully. Did i mention they're sexy?

Person 1: do you know kaneki_tardd?
Person 2: no who tf is that he prolly ugly
Person 1: nah he never misses, and he sexier than queen elizabeth 😹🙏

by ButtPug April 5, 2021

Tech-tarded

(n.) A person with little or no knowledge of media/technology and/or technological advancement- due to living under a rock, in a cryogenic sleep chamber, or just plain too stubborn and say "Well, I'm just old-school."

Man, my tech-tarded Dad decided he's not using the online mapping system, instead we're using dowsing rods and a compass for our drive to the ocean. This should be interesting.

by FNBWRD;) April 16, 2021

rikka.tardd

rikka.tardd is a fine , black individual that never misses 😹🤙🏽 & all of rikka.tardd’s moots are cute 😘

if you’re moots with rikka.tardd .. youre lucky

by eli1k June 20, 2021