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gay social anxiety

The social anxiety gays feel about interacting with other gays, especially at a crowded lgbt establishment such as a gay bar or club.
My gay friend: Hey wanna go to (gay bar name) tonight?
Me (also gay): I can’t deal with all these gays tonight, too much gay social anxiety.
by Dill_111 February 11, 2024
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social reject

"carter bowman just said the n-word, he's such a social reject"
by windows xp September 11, 2021
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social investing

Social investing, a practice embraced by many, carries inherent risks—especially for individuals lacking financial education. The allure of quick gains can lead to perilous outcomes when investors heed misguided recommendations and invest in assets such as meme stocks, penny stocks, or cryptocurrencies like GameStop, AMC, or Bitcoin, right before a market sell-off. This scenario underscores the importance of conducting thorough research and exercising caution when navigating the dynamic world of social investing.
Bob: Hey man, Carly told me to download Robinhood for social investing into this one penny stock. I put $100 bucks into it.
Jason: Did you make money on it?
Bob: Nah man, the company went bankrupt and got delisted! I lost all my money!
Jason: You need to be more responsible with your money!
by the _bad_investor December 8, 2023
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social media pda

When all you do is post pictures of your boyfriend or girlfriend on social media to the point where people get annoyed
I thought regular pda was bad but social media pda is so much worse
by mam22 October 5, 2016
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Social Scofflaw

Someone who flouts social conventions to gain information from people and then uses the information maliciously.
Luke: She found out that Larry had a few drinks at lunch then told his boss like the social scofflaw she is.
by nighthawk1337 April 12, 2017
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Socialize

Hym "When women talk to other women about the guy they're fucking, the first thing they bring up is the dudes ability to socialize! 'His vocabulary is so big! The conversation was just so engaging! I cheated on my boyfriend because he has a big ol' masters in linguistics! And he knew how to use it!' Hahahahaha! You're not fit to be a mustache-man. How fat is your cock?"
by Hym Iam May 29, 2024
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Social speedster

Definition: someone who plows through their social media feed like some crazed madman.

This "species" can often be seen scrolling endlessly in their Instagram feed, spending no more than one second per post or story. For social speedsters, the act of sending a snap is no more than a 5 second ritualized process. Upon impulse, they whip their phone out of their pockets, instantly jump into snapchat, and without preparation, posts a selfie. And remember this is all within 5 seconds.

But the most characterizing feature that distinguishes social speedsters from regular folks is their expressionless faces when browsing emotion-inducing posts. You'd expect laughter from funny memes or a "wtffff" from controversial/disgusting posts, but nope. Just a deadpan reaction.

Some scholars suggest that social speedsters are more often than not desensitized by all the content (noise) they consume, hence leading them to form an indifferent attitude. Ultimately, the dopamine-rewarding nature of social media is what drives the insanely rapid browsing.

The current largest demographic of social speedsters are: Gen Z, Millennials.
To see an example, attend any college (post-COVID obv). You will be able to witness social speedsters and their smartphone-wielding dexterity in the flesh. Heck, you may even be one!
by Obv troll is obvious December 26, 2020
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