Delusional sexuality

The sexuality of being straight except when it comes to an anime kin

Mark: “Hey joe, I think I like the dude who kins the dude from attack on titan but I’m not gay”

Joe: “man that’s called delusional sexuality”

by Abc83747 January 25, 2022

Homegirl-sexual

Its a sexuality. When we're homegirls, but its not gay because; we're just homegirls. Period!!!!

It's the same rules as homiesexual; just gender reversed, enjoy. Are you homegirl-sexual?

by NoodleLover924 January 27, 2022

Sexual restraining submission solicitation

When they lock a steel chain to your wrists knowing it's torturing you and laughing while the insert their rape stick

Sexual restraining submission solicitation is a form of acknowledged prostitution coming up on google results in disporportionate assaults

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

Homie sexual

When your friend is looking a little to thicc.

Friend 1: you lowkey got a dumpy.

Friend 2: Wanna smack it.
Friend 1: Smacks his ass aggressively
Its not gay to be homie sexual

by Quattchini January 31, 2022

Sexual callous

An enlarged mid section also known as lower abdominals that are engorged due to repeated sexual encounters that lead to a false sense of comfort with a porky pig belly.

I’ve been married for 7 years so I am comfortable with my sexual callous.

by Cinnaright February 3, 2022

Shaka-Sexual

To be sexually attracted to the greatest coach of all time and his immaculate game plan.

I am sexually attracted to the greatest coach of all time and that is why I am Shaka-Sexual

by obromanfred February 3, 2022

Dream Sexual

the reason god hasn't come back, the reason we has suicide, the reason covid started. you better be glad Adam and Eve weren't dream sexual because god would have killed them rather then banish them

dumb ass: I'm a dream sexual
are hero: ends them
god: I'm ok with that

by ogwhic February 5, 2022