Do you pay for porn?

similar to Do you like hobbies? , a phrase intended as a conversation starter in an awkward conversation, that really just makes the conversation more awkward.

Person 1: these are good burgers

Person 2: i know, right

Person 1: ...

Person 2: ...

Person 1: So, do you pay for porn?

Person 2: wtf?

Person 1: ...

Person 2: ...

by Payforporn May 23, 2011

my little pony porn

Just gross man

Person 1: I just watched my little pony porn.
Person 2: wtf is wrong with u man

by Scarlet_moon November 13, 2017

Scat robot torture porn

The act of filmed sexual pleasurement whilst using faeces, torture and household appliances.

An example of scat robot torture porn: Handcuff him to the bed, attach a working vacuum cleaner nozzle to his dick. Throw shit in his face, whilst sticking an action man in his anus.

by Robotmaster1001 March 28, 2010

Mass Porn Storage Device

A laptop used by someone who has little use for a computer other than porn

I need a new Mass Porn Storage Device because windows vista cocked mine up.

by DanSussex December 25, 2007

Porn Ass Sheet Streak

A moist and often times brown streak left on the sheets following an extended porn session in bed.

After work today it was rather muggy. So after I completed my daily porn session with my laptop, I noticed a really rank porn ass sheet streak on my bed that smelled like old man. I am hoping it will come out in the wash.

by Berkules May 22, 2008

porn star fan club

a fan club that a porn star has.

Kathy has hewr own porn star fan club.

by Deep blue 2012 October 14, 2009

Peter Griffins Porn Stash

The stash of porn that Peter Griffin has that he hides from Lois.

i need to hide my porn like peter griffins porn stash!

by BILL___NYE!#$ December 11, 2019