smear the pink 

To wipe with a gurgling, strained and pathetic force your penis head across a womans depressed vagina lips, there in lies the pinkedness, whilst looking her in the eyes in a non impressed manner and assuming she wants to sleep on the loveseat afterwards due to the fact you don't drive, cant get her home and sleep on a couch yourself.

Jeffrey likes to smear the pink in the living room nightly.

smear the pink by vegamite spread. July 20, 2012

In The Pink 

In good health. In the 1500s pink meant "the embodiment of perfection," but the current idiom dates only from about 1900.

Also a very poignant poem by Seigfried Sassoon.

It's good to hear that Jim's in the pink again, considering how sick he was yesterday.

In The Pink by Zain D. July 8, 2004

The Invisible Pink Unicorn 

The Invisible Pink Unicorn is the goddess of a satiric parody religion aimed at theistic beliefs, which takes the form of a unicorn that is paradoxically both invisible and pink... imagine that.

The Invisible Pink Unicorn is commonly used to highlight the perceived fallacious or arbitrary nature of supernatural beliefs by, for example, replacing the word "god" in any theistic statement with "Invisible Pink Unicorn".

The Invisible Pink Unicorn by myana___ February 13, 2008

2 in the pink and 1 in the stink 

The act of putting 2 fingers into a chicks vagina and 1 into her anus. Kind of like a bowling ball. It's a theoretical way you would pick a naked drunk chick off the floor. You would grab her like a bowling ball putting 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink. (pink = vagina, stink = butthole)

Could also be a sexual maneuver to pleasure a woman from 2 erotic zones at once without hurting her by only putting 1 finger in her butthole (the stink).

Our sex was incredible, at 1 point I had 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink.

2 in the pink and 1 in the stink by Miguel68 February 4, 2010

if there's a pink, there's a way

this is what your officemates says when they are not in the right state of mind, and just think about pink..

officemate 1: i'm looking for a pink tumbler, but i can't find one..

officemate 2: no worries, if there's a pink, there's a way..

if there's a pink, there's a way by chi joy babz rain pat April 28, 2011

blinking pink 

The state when a girl is close to giving it up. Sex will almost always follow. A derivative of blinking red.

"How was your night with Sarah." "I was so fucking close, she was blinking pink and everything."

"A real player has her blinking pink in less than five minutes."

blinking pink by c.willi.m November 24, 2005

twat pink

Shade of bright pink, akin to that found in female genitals.

He was so embarrassed, his face went twat pink.

twat pink by Twabasco February 15, 2009