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YPF - You Porn Freak

YOU PORN FREAK {used as a term of endearment or a joke}
YPF-You Porn Freak was initially used as a joke from one friend to another as in the following sentence:
by Wonder Woman Prospers December 15, 2007
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porn stars pop shot

An unexpected arrival. So named, because of the startled look of the average porn starlet when the money shot hits them in the face.
Lady Clematis looked up at Lord D'Cockworthy with a look of total surprise for he had just delivered a porn stars pop shot right between her emerald eyes.
by Wizards Sleeve September 24, 2006
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Parkinson's law states that "work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion." Extensive research by volunteers has shown that for warez and porn, a similar principle applies. The applied Parkinson's law states that "warez and porn expand so as to fill the storage space available." The law's application in this context suggests also that warez and porn are gaseous in nature.

In practice this means that over time, the storage space occupied by warez and porn files increases to fill any void present on the writable storage medium they are contained on. During research it was shown that no matter how large the researcher's hard drives grew, warez and porn always expanded to fill any space available.

Some of the longer-term researchers also reported that the growth rate of warez and porn seemed to closely follow Moore's law. Further research is required to determine if this is the cause or an effect of Parkinson's law's applicability to warez and porn. It is even possible that the inverse is true - that warez and porn are in fact the cause for Moore's law in the first place.
Damn that Parkinson - my porn drive is full again.

I know - warez and porn expand so as to fill the storage space available.

Yeah, that's why they call it the lame reference to Parkinson's law for warez and porn.
by Mr.Black July 18, 2008
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Do you pay for porn?

similar to Do you like hobbies? , a phrase intended as a conversation starter in an awkward conversation, that really just makes the conversation more awkward.
Person 1: these are good burgers

Person 2: i know, right

Person 1: ...

Person 2: ...

Person 1: So, do you pay for porn?

Person 2: wtf?

Person 1: ...

Person 2: ...
by Payforporn May 23, 2011
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my little pony porn

Person 1: I just watched my little pony porn.
Person 2: wtf is wrong with u man
by Scarlet_moon November 13, 2017
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Scat robot torture porn

The act of filmed sexual pleasurement whilst using faeces, torture and household appliances.
An example of scat robot torture porn: Handcuff him to the bed, attach a working vacuum cleaner nozzle to his dick. Throw shit in his face, whilst sticking an action man in his anus.
by Robotmaster1001 March 28, 2010
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Mass Porn Storage Device

A laptop used by someone who has little use for a computer other than porn
I need a new Mass Porn Storage Device because windows vista cocked mine up.
by DanSussex December 25, 2007
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