Penis flu

Pregnancy

“Oh my goodness. I took a test and I caught the penis flu”

by ToriSummars September 6, 2019

Puddle penis

Used to describe the penis of an older male. Otherwise refered to as, a saggy dick

Aye yo, yo dick so small it lookin like a puddle penis

by Whycanticomeupwithwords September 27, 2019

Eric's Penis

A penis, attached to a male by the name of Eric.
Usually above avarage. In rare cases, even up to 9 inches.

OMG I saw Eric's Penis for the first time. That thing is massive...

by BOZOBOI October 7, 2019

connor is a penis

when your friend is gay

you: ur gay, so connor is a penis

by ur mom is May 24, 2018

Penis wincole

When you want to smash but she looks like your dead relative

Billy:Did you get some yet
Jonny:nah man she’s much of a penis wincole

by Portable_seth May 26, 2018

penis fingers

Billy Barrow

wow looka at billys penis fingers!

by bepere May 28, 2018

penis embargo

To not want a relationship with any man or anybody who has a penis.

You know what, I'm going on a penis embargo. I'm so sick of men.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 1, 2018