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shit scarffed

When someone wipes their ass with another persons scarf without the owner knowing

Often resulting in shitface
You: it smells like shit out here

Me: haha that's because I shit scarffed you this morning

You: haha good one, I'm still going to wear it
by Topher9007 February 5, 2014
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Sushi Shit

One of the most grotesque and foul smelling shits known to mankind.
Meagan took a massive sushi shit after dinner last night
by Jlud23 March 2, 2018
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chimney this shit

When you hotbox a car and let the smoke out of the sunroof
by TheSlayinMonkey May 16, 2018
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shit honked

New England jargon for "Wicked Fucked Up"
"Dood. I was wicked pissah drunk last night. Completely shit honked!"
by Anonymous April 14, 2003
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Shit-Tear

That one shit you take that makes you tear up
Friend: hey man I took the best shit ever that I got a shit-tear
Friend 2: Cool! I got my first shit-tear yesterday
by Ssta February 14, 2020
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Shit Swig

A person who cannot handle their alcohol (same as lightweight)
Jonathan: "Christopher would you like another drink?"

Christopher: "No mate I think I've had too many spritzers already"

Jonathan: "Shit Swig!"
by Tullygeneric July 5, 2010
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shit flapper

A dried piece of dog shit that accumulates on near the ass of a dog. The shit flapper will open and close as the dog has to fart, or take an additional shit, much like the cover on the smokestack of a diesel truck.
I've got to cut the shit flapper off my dogs ass, it's starting to crumble onto the floor.
by Johnlange January 13, 2017
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