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Ghetto Saturday

When someone goes to the bar before work and gets too drunk, they call in sick to work and continue drinking and partying all day Saturday
My body can only take having one ghetto saturday a month.
by Lady Mae October 25, 2023
mugGet the Ghetto Saturdaymug.

Ghetto

Description of someone who initiates violence or violates property rights.
That girl that started the fight is so ghetto.
by PoopypAnts August 27, 2015
mugGet the Ghettomug.

Geezer Ghetto

I don't want to live in some Geezer Ghetto where you have to be ancient to get in.
by Baby KaBoomer April 5, 2025
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ghetto clarinet

A sex act in which a man inserts a kazoo into his rectum while his partner takes the tip of the man's penis into his or her mouth and mimes playing a clarinet. The man should do his best to fart out a tune while making sure not to shit into the kazoo.
Did you see Tara at last night's party? She played 'Oh When the Saints Go Marching In' on Billy's ghetto clarinet.
by Smelly Randolph March 17, 2016
mugGet the ghetto clarinetmug.
Formally known as The New School of Thought founded upon the banks of The Stream of Consciousness. The Queen of Succubi Mother Lilith is known to teach daemonology here, ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK. Lifehackers learn real life wizardry in their sleep from a place such as this, some didn't live to tell the tale. To get there you must make your way uptown, walking slow, so as not to compromise your footwear upon undermaintained city streets.
I'm a graduate from The Ghetto Institute of Technology, I can most definitely fix your car and it totally won't die on the highway. <3
by TwilitSaenguani July 13, 2022
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Ghetto Pest Control

When you throw boiling water down the drains everyday to keep the roaches from crawling up through them.
"What are you cooking Mom?"
"Oh nothing son, just gonna throw that boiling water down the drains because it's time for our daily ghetto pest control."
by Publius0987 April 12, 2025
mugGet the Ghetto Pest Controlmug.

suburban ghetto

someone who acts very ghetto but was born in the suburbs. they're the most annoying people ever
"Xavier is acting suburban ghetto"
by wenismaster March 1, 2022
mugGet the suburban ghettomug.

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