Dan Dick 

Short for Daniel Dick - a unit of measurement there are 3769 cunt hairs in 1 dan dick

1 dan dick equals 11 inches

Cut me a board 3.25 dan dicks long

Dan Dick by The m kk January 17, 2018

Pickled-dick 

noun,

1. a pussy-fermented penis.

2. successfully having actual heterosexual sex long enough for fermentation of the penis to begin.

Bar Goer 1: "So yah see, I was trapped inside my ex-wife's coochie so long it gave me pickled-dick, and it ain't tasted right ever since."

Bar Goer 2: "You're tellin me!"

Pickled-dick by dandy dankler May 22, 2018

Stitch dick 

A derogatory term for a FTM transsexual

This fucking stitch dick tried to hit on me

Stitch dick by 12dajango June 3, 2018

comfort dick

The type of dick you give a girl (or boy) to cheer them up. Related to pitty fuck.

Britney: “babe my dog died”

Jeff: “so, you want that comfort dick or what?”

comfort dick by comfort dicker June 4, 2018

Destroy Dick Week 

Destroy Dick Week is a challenge to nut 31 times in 7 days

Bob: Its impossible to nut 31 times in one week.
Dan: Challenge Accepted
Bob: You really want to try Destroy Dick Week?

Destroy Dick Week by radioturtle September 19, 2018

Big Dick Damage 

when the power is just too much the world simply gets overwhelmed by youre large pp size

the more Big Dick Damage. The more a Virgin you are.

Big Dick Damage by maximumdamage September 29, 2018

Thanos Dick 

The act of cutting the blood flow to your penis with either a rubber band or a clamp of some kind making your penis turn a deep dark purple.

I got a thanos dick

Thanos Dick by Mysterious NIG October 18, 2018