by IFYKYK IFUDKUDK April 23, 2023

When you realize that you did not wipe so great last time you used the bathroom and you have itchy ass syndrome. And since you are at work you give it a courtesy wipe to relieve some of the damage until you can take a shower.
Hey man why are you walking funny?
Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.
This is why she left you bro
Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.
This is why she left you bro
by Lil dewdrop June 11, 2023

The talented drummer from American Thrash Metal band, Slayer II: Electric Boogaloo, also known as Negativity.
He is a god tier drummer and can Blast Beat at 240 bpm for 3 minutes.
He is a god tier drummer and can Blast Beat at 240 bpm for 3 minutes.
by colewhite February 10, 2020

vroooooom vrooooom vroooooooooooooom vrooooooooooooooooom vrooom, no offense
Car go vroooooooooooooom
by Froggity November 23, 2020

Cooolest broom-broom in the world
by Sõnamõtleja January 9, 2025

A vehicle, usually found on Instagram, or TikTok, lowered to the point of almost un-driveability. These cars are usually built to look appealing for audiences on various social media sites but are often terrible and unsafe to drive in real world applications. They may have flashy 3 piece wheels and an expensive body kit, or may be mismatching stock wheels and multicoloured panels, or various states in between.
Did you see that guy driving that slammed car?
There’s no way he’s driving that everyday. That’s definitely just an internet car.
There’s no way he’s driving that everyday. That’s definitely just an internet car.
by stonce tiem August 17, 2023

When one eats a lot of Mexican food, takes a poop on someone's wind-shield and smears it all over the place. Usually an extreme form of revenge.
"Did you hear what happened to Sally's car?!"
"No, what happened?"
"Steve pulled zee mexican car-wash!"
"Ah gnarly bro!"
"No, what happened?"
"Steve pulled zee mexican car-wash!"
"Ah gnarly bro!"
by supahhfah-reek July 22, 2012
