shit-muffler

a device or appliance yet to be invented to 'muffle' the sound of your shit hitting the water and/or associated/simultaneous farting.

"i could have used a shit-muffler this morning, that curry and 10 beers to wash it down i had last night really made things awkward at the handbasins as the airport toilets were bustling"

by chrisee t August 8, 2012

Phoenix That Shit

take something old and make it new again. but phoenix the shit out of it. Make it so new that it makes you bow at the mere thought of its presence.

Re-gifting also works here too. What are we going to do for gifts for the neighbors?

"I dont know, what did they get us last year?"

"They got us a magazine rack."

"Then phoenix that shit."

"bombing on stage? well get your balls son, and phoenix that shit right up!"

by Headcircus August 21, 2012

shit marak

extremely drunk, to the point where you are just able to breathe.

''have a good night last night?'' ''aye,i was shit marak''

by Nesty... January 4, 2012

Stomach Shit

What occurs when your stomach dumps directly into your intestines, with no proper digestion involved.

Aka diarrhea.

-Oh dang man I don't think I can go to PT this morning, my stomach keeps shitting.
-Ah man sorry, I hate when I get a bad case of the stomach shit.

by Captain Poopants July 11, 2011

Macbeth Shit

When you take a shit and you can't wipe it off of your ass.

"bro I've been on the shitter for 30 minutes and im still at this Macbeth shit"
"out damned shit" - Macbeth shit

by Level99Mike August 25, 2022

Whistling Shits

When the diarrhea shoots out of you so fast that your asshole makes a whistling sound.

I had some bad clams and they gave me the whistling shits.

by Wileorn January 18, 2022

Rage Shit

Verb
To be angered so far beyond your breaking point that you are compelled to drop trou, spin around, bend over and aim your asshole at whoever is causing this stress and open fire a bird shot blast of hot brown liquid rage at them.

After waiting for 2 hours and being ignored by the staff at the urgent care, I lost my shit. Literally. Receptionist told me to please have a seat and be patient. I said I’ve been patient for 2 god damn hours and went off on a rant, ending it with a spray of mud as I rage shit at her before angrily waddling my wet slippery ass on out of there.

by TheWierdo May 19, 2022