I'm starting pro

When you typo the word 'pto' (paid time off) in your e-mail to your boss or co-worker, and they think you're leaving your day job, but instead you are only going on vacation for a couple of weeks.

Fred: Hey, I'm starting pro tomorrow. I'll see you later.
Fred's Boss: OK, good luck with that.
<two weeks later>
Fred: Hey, why doesn't my ID badge let me in the building anymore?
Fred's Boss: So I guess that basketball career didn't work out for you?
Fred: Huh?

by ks5d August 30, 2015

I'm da Skibidi Sigma

I actually am

Sigma, sigma on the wall

Who's the skibidiest of them all?
ME!I'm da Skibidi Sigma

You underestimate my skibidi power

Now let me show you just how skibidi I can be!

by Mybrotherisnotsigma March 23, 2025

I'm a(n) _____

you get to fill in the blank with your purpose of life. What makes you tick?

I'm a(n) _____. (creative)

by AIDAS OALA October 2, 2019

I'm not going to let you do this forever

I don't have to change my behavior. I don't need to do something different. I don't need to stop posting.

Hym "And I'm not going to let you do this forever. I don't have to do what you want and 0 kids are going to die as a result of be not doing it. You don't get to make money off of me. Give it here. Make them give it here. Or I will kill a child. I'm not going to court. I'm not asking. I'm not finding evidence. I'm not leaving. I'm not paying my taxes until you do. If it is my responsibility to pay for your to feed your fucking kids then what is your responsibility to me? I don't need to be thanked. You're not grateful. I need the money being make off of me and I need to not be harassed I the workplace. I don't care if poor people exist. If you cared you should have made money off of them and then given THEM the money. But instead you did it to me so you can give it to me. Fuck your kids."

by Hym Iam July 22, 2025

I'm just a bebeh

A tiktok meme of a toddler saying 'I'm just a bebeh'

Adrian, explain our friend group. Steven here, who remembers the infinity stones? Shut the fuck up. I'm just a bebeh

by ttvgetscubedkid August 18, 2025

I'M FINE

The name of a song by an ACTUATIAL SONGWRITER BMI ALAWANA that is right A ON the money.

Who wouldn't be I'M FINE in KEY LARGO FLORIDA with lyric saying 'a girl on my left a girl on my right that is what is happening at this time ' , "I'M FINE".

by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 18, 2021

I'm sat

When you get fucking humbled by one of your friends and it was just to good for you to say anything back.

(Getting humbled is like someone tell you to sit down.)

"You fall so much you might as well always be on the floor"

Me:"You know that guy I was telling you about?"
M8 : "which one you talk about that many I lost track"
Me:I'm sat ✋😅🤚

by Hollie maria June 1, 2024