Green Ghetto Dweller

There’s bringing a knife to a gun fight - and then there’s bringing an Android to an iPhone group text. That one friend or relative who turns what would otherwise be a beautiful blue iMessage experience into a half-assed (and limited to 10 participant) green colored piece of shit. They must live in the ghetto ‘cos their mama couldn’t afford to buy them an iPhone, or maybe it’s still on lay-a-way at K-mart. This mofo might still have to hit 4 two times and then again three more times just to say “Hi”.

I’m gonna leave Oates out of the group text because I don’t want that Green Ghetto Dweller fucking it up - Darryl Hall

by RATTnroll September 25, 2024

Ghetto rodeo

Fucking your girlfriend from behind, while pulling her hair. Call her a different name and hold on while she tries to buck him off

I rhode my girl in the ghetto rodeo and I was able to ride for more than 8 seconds

by Urban OG October 3, 2022

Ghetto Milkshake

When one eats slightly melted ice cream out of one of a sexual partners’ genital orfaces; using a spoon for solid particles and straw for liquids.

Damn! That girl Tammy is one hood thot, but she makes one damn good ghetto milkshake.

by BigTrizzy96 November 24, 2018

ghetto fist

When you make something work when it’s broken and it’s ghetto.

Bro that duck taped window is a ghetto fist.

by TrainERusso April 21, 2018

Ghetto Glockenspiel

Specific to the projects or section 8 apartment buildings when the hallway doors slam so much from the nosey bitches just having to run out to see when they hear someone else's door open, only to realize they are too late, thus going back in their own apartment and then setting off yet another nosey bitch to do the same thing they just did. The effect can last as long as a German Glockenspiel scene with little cookoo bird characters going in and out of little doors to tell a story on the hour or as loud and ridiculous as a farce on stage. Ghetto Glockenspiel!

Am I cookoo kachoo or have the doors in your building not stopped slamming for hours?

Oh, yeah. Living in the Bronx sometimes sounds like a Ghetto Glockenspiel. You know, just nosey little bitches popping out their nut to make sure they didn't miss anything from the previous door slam.

by FairyGODfather July 20, 2021

ghettoes

People in the state of ghettoness, which is being ghetto.

Those people at that "squad" table are so ghetto. Omg look at those ghettoes!

by amazing27 May 3, 2015

ghetto sleigh

A public bus that makes stops in the ghetto. Mainly used in the Northeast where it snows a lot.

Man it's so damn cold out I'm gonna hop the ghetto sleigh instead of walkin'.

by Albert St. May 22, 2007