school is hell

I feel you and are you that bored like you just thinked about school and boom here we are fuck you

Kid: school is hell other kid:I know right

by Why am I even here July 31, 2021

high schooled

When a girl you are trying to hook up with/have sex with blocks you with her elbows (like a boxer blocking punches) so you can't cop a feel and she stops you when you try to stick your hand down her pants. She obviously won't spread her legs for you either. Usually everyone's clothes remain on and it ends up just being a long, wasted make-out session.

Friend A: I was trying to hook up with Jill the other night and it didn't work out so well.

Friend B: What happened?

Friend A: She high schooled me and nothing happened. It was a big waste of time.

by CTFD2 October 2, 2011

Greenfield school

Shitty school where you get detention for shit all. miss Davies is the worst and the rest is just as bad. There's probably more snakes in greeny than a reptile sanctuary. Year 7s think they rule the school but really they're just cocky little shits

Year 7s are proper cocky

That's just greenfield school for ya

by Prick dick November 24, 2018

Nerd School

A college which primarily concentrates on teaching science, technology, engineering, and math. Noted for their high acceptance standards, high fail-out and drop-out rates, dearth of female students, and copious consumption of alcohol by students (and professors).

A good indicator of a nerd school is that its name includes the word "Tech". For example: Georgia Tech, Virginia Tech, Cal Tech, Rensselaer PolyTECHnic, Worcester PolyTECHnic, Massachusetts Institute of TECHnology.

If you haven't been to college and are wondering what life would be like at a nerd school, watch the movie "Real Genius".

Jim: I didn't get a single date in my whole first year of college.
Dave: Of course you didn't, you went to a total nerd school!

by tomkat_nj July 23, 2017

Middle school

Where u are either popular, invisible, or depressed. Lots of the times friendships are hard to maintain. Girls are bitches. Guys are nasty and annoying. Teachers don’t care if someone died, u still have to do ur homework. U get a detention for being late. Middle school sucks.

Middle school sucks. I can’t maintain any of my friendships, so I’m lonely.

by 0ne ugly p0tat0 March 10, 2019

School lunch

Disgusting food that either has poo, or undercooked “stuff” in it. Our school had someone who found a real tooth in his sausage. Yeah, I think they got sued. I don’t get why people buy. The sausage comes in WATER. I have to watch people eat it. Also the vegetables. The broccoli looks like a bad diarrhea but worse. Then the ladies put cheese on it. CHEESE! The corn has some kernels that are black, and carrots are mushy. Eat at your own risk, the pancakes that come in bags are edible though since they’re Pillsbury brand.

SCHOOL LUNCH IS GROSS.

by THIS is Bqnana 🥞 December 16, 2018

netherhall school

a shit hole where teachers leave all the time as the school is poor and cant afford anything and all the male teachers are pervets

student1:did you hear mr n got a 6 former pregnant

student2:and the school still keeps him because they cant afford another teacher its netherhall school tho so what do u expect

by nhl.memes June 11, 2018