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Key Lime Pie Recipe

A code name for a DM that is very spicy and you need to not sound like a hoe. Also can be a code name for your FWB
Yo girl this guy sent me this key lime pie recipe, not gonna lie it was amazing.
by Mr. Key lime pie March 3, 2022
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Mac Pie A La Mode

The Mac Pie A La Mode is a MacDonalds apple pie (or other kind of pie like wildberry) and a McFlurry eaten together in harmony.

Step 1: Purchase 1 or 2 pies (2 pies if your going for the value menu) and a plain McFlurry (no condements like smarties).

Step 2: Depending on how you would like to enjoy your Mac Pie A La Mode, you can take a chunk of pie and scoop some ice cream or (as I like to do it) make a hole in the center of the McFlurry and insert the pie, and taking scoops of ice cream and pie at the same time.
*There are other variations of the Mac Pie A La Mode such as mixing the pie in with the ice cream.
Person 1: "I want something for dessert that cheap and tastes great. What should I get"

Person 2: "You should get a Mac Pie A La Mode"

Person 1: "What the hell is that?"

Person 2: "It's the best damn dessert in the world!"
by SkaterK December 27, 2007
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Cream pie for the straight guy

When you finish inside your female partner than slide down and lick it out of her
I dropped a load in her and she asked for a cream pie for the straight guy and pushed my face between her thighs.
by Teknodruid June 7, 2017
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west virginia mud pie

when a guy flips his penis around so its pointing out the back and gets a blowjob, while farting and/or pooping in the girls face.
dude, ashley got pink eye from giving me this sweet west virginia mud pie.
by raffdaddydiesel May 12, 2009
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Anal Cream Pie Surprise

When you are fucking a girl doggy style right before you pull out and cum in her face, you stick your dick in her ass and then you cum inside her anal canal.
"Me" Dude I gave Sam an Anal Cream Pie Surprise last night, it was amazing!
"Friend" Dude that's gross!
by Su1c1dal Duck December 11, 2013
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Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise

After baking a normal blumpkin pie (shitting into a pie dish whilst having your cock sucked), you let your girl tuck into it. While she's chowing down, you go to the fridge and get a coconut, then you smack the bitch so hard in the back of the head with it that her face splats into your shit and she goes unconcious.
Guy 1: Hey what'd you get up to last night?

Guy 2: My wife was tucking into some of my blumpkin pie and then I smacked the fuck out of her with a coconut. Her face hit the pie so hard shit sprayed the walls.

Guy 3: Sweet I'd love to get a Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise .
by DAT MAD HATTER November 1, 2009
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Bloody Jizz Pie

It's a pie full of Jizz and Blood. Mixed Together
1. Instead of throwing a pie full of apples at someone's face, it's full of Blood and Jizz.
2. Thanksgiving Pumpkin Pie REPLACED with a family's blood and jizz
3. Bloody Jizz Pie
by Zak Reynolds October 20, 2008
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