Grandma's apple pie 

A pussy so loose, it looks as though it is your Grandma's apple pie.

Your sister has got Grandma's apple pie

Grandma's apple pie by anonymous January 6, 2004

key lime pie 

Recieving anal sex from a transvestite.

When you are in Key West, you just HAVE to try the key lime pie.

key lime pie by Outlaw Avionics April 4, 2008

Pork Pie 

An old ladies fanny: You got to chew through the crust and lick off the jelly to get to the meat. .like a pork pie.

Dickhead 1: Fuck me she's fit!
Dickhead 2: Noway! She must be about 70, I bet she's got a proper pork pie!
Dickhead 1: . .And? All the more flavour. *Licks Lips*

Pork Pie by Superjimmeh February 17, 2009

Oatmeal Cream Pie

When banging an ugly chick, suddenly pulling out, skeeting on her face, and then vomiting on top. She's just that ugly and you're revolted at what you've just done.

After Marcus banged Olga, he probably pulled an oatmeal cream pie. I know i sure would have.

After I sobered up, I realized my mistake and quickly pulled an oatmeal cream pie...and ate it for breakfast.

Oatmeal Cream Pie by fuckedatfuge March 17, 2009

blood pie

When a girl has an unexpected period. and blood cakes the inside of her panties. and she attempts to hide it by having her dog lick her panties clean.

Wow, MCclit, your face looks like a blood pie.

blood pie by Dick nipple, dudley gorplove February 21, 2009

Cold Pie 

When you throw a cold pizza on the floor as bait, and the drunk Lake George chit comes to eat it on all fours and you surprise her with a cock in the ass. 2051

The drunk chit from Lake George came by and we gave her a cold pie.

Cold Pie by Dennis658 June 23, 2009

foot in the pie 

when your prince charming, the hottest man in the universe has you so worked up from feeding you juicy, ripe, sweet pineapple from his unbelievably delicious, godlike face after he has gobbled blueberry pie from your juiced up pussy and he turns you from your spot of lying naked on the dining room table and you put your foot in the unused blueberry pie and realise how so very lucky you are to have stepped in shit to meet this amazing soul that engages you on such a level that no other has ever even approached and sadly probably no one ever will again....and you say a prayer that you can keep engaging him in the same mental and physical way until you can let go of your baggage and reach that peak of all he is with him for a moment of the bliss such a match that only girlish fairy tales tell of and the throne he stands on even just for a moment with him.

Sharon put her foot in the pie when she met her cake boi and hopes he sticks around long enough for her to take full pleasure in that xxx box.

foot in the pie by Squeakie Sharon November 12, 2009