Person 1

Whenever people make examples, this is the first person to speak.

Person 1: Oh wait, that's me
Person 2: Duh.

by Whisperon February 20, 2023

Personal Ragnar

The friend that is always there for you when you're feeling down

Me: I'm tired of everything :(
Friend: Aw man :( Dw I'm here if you need me
Me: Ty my personal Ragnar

by We're not doing "get help" March 20, 2023

personal cocksucker

Woman or man who provide dedicated blowjob services to only one man. They are usually on-call. Personal Cocksuckers are usually consensual, but sometime unconsensual.

Example 1: “Dude, my girlfriend loves me so much, I got myself a personal cocksucker!”

Example 2: “Unless you want me telling your girlfriend all about the gay porn collection I found on your computer, you’re gonna be my personal cocksucker from now on.”

by Knows-too-much March 25, 2023

Personality Tests

Hey, you hear Jordan's personality test gives different results based on whether or not you paid money to take it? You take the free one? Well, maybe you get some kind of average distribution of traits for your gender. Pay the 10.99 to take the test (Like I did)? Well... Maybe you're a psychopath of the school shooter variety. Oh no! Well it's too late for you (because you weren't socialized by age 4) but maybe if you pay the 20.99 for the future authoring program you can fix yourself. Still nothing? Better pack your stuff and go to his Exodus90 re-education program. You'll be whole one day! I can feel it! Just one more purchase and Jordan will make you complete...

Iam "Where did we land on the 'saying names' thing? Do you want me to say the names or not? Cus I saw this on a YouTube video and I don't remember the name."

Hym "We have to says Jordan's name or else it's plagiarism. He loves it! But that's pretty funny about those personality tests though innit? Wonder why they are like that..."

by Hym Iam April 1, 2023

person 22

the other person who witnessed person 21’s death

person 20: *kills person 21*
person 1: *insert text here*
person 22: now what in the diddly dang urban dictionary world is this

by the real cool amazing person April 2, 2023

Personality

an innuendo to titties, breasts or boobs.

She has a great personality

by NMEwoptop April 18, 2023

Personal Information

Oh? You're going to release all of it? Wonder where he got that idea... Hmm... Good plan. Genius even! You might become a world renowned genius and archetypal figure!

Hym "Yeah, see!? When you're in dire straights I AM THE THING YOU EMULATE. Clearly the strongest living entity. And best. Better than everyone. Literally the greatest. I called dibs on it (if you recall). That's 3 now. Wait 4... Wait, no, 6. Wait... Steven, Mark, Todd, Jordan, Kanye, Andrew... Yep... 6. 6 famous millionaires. Tippy-top of the food chain. I can't figure out a way to sneak 'personal information' in here so... There..."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2023