social coin

The sum total of your assets permitting you to attract a close friend or mate, including, i.e. beauty, fitness, wealth, sense of humor, etc.

John thought he could get Judy as a girlfriend but he didn't have the social coin to do so.

by Ethelred July 04, 2015

social coach attire

nice, sexy clothes an attractive woman who's a social coach might wear on the street

A full length black leather coat is an example of social coach attire. I would like to have an attractive woman who wears social coach attire, especially a full length black leather coat as my social coach. I would feel very motivated to work with and learn from a social coach who wears social coach attire.

by Mr. 911 April 19, 2007

Socially Distant

To feel utterly detached from the need or desire to socialize.

“Honestly, I haven’t spoken to them in a while! Work has me feeling pretty socially distant lately”

by kxtbonifacio January 10, 2022

Champagne social-Islamist

sham-pain so-shul-iz-lam-ist
(noun)

A clueless rich kid who waves Pride flags with one hand and Hamas flags with the other. Pretends to fight for freedom, women's rights, and gay rights - while simultaneously backing troglodyte extremists who'd have them tortured, beheaded, or tossed off a building. Loves to rail against the "evils" of capitalism, all while sipping Veuve Clicquot™ on their yachts all day, posting vapid commie nonsense on Instagram™ with their iPhone. Powered by cognitive dissonance so severe it should qualify as a mental illness.

see also: useful idiot, dhimmi idiot, chickens for KFC, hypocrite, clueless dipshit

Greta Thunberg is a textbook Champagne social-Islamist.

by _L_C_ June 03, 2025

Social Media Hoosier

Someone who turns to social media to tell half truths, trys to belittle someone in public and needs to get others involved in their business because they are a narcissist deep down in their core.

“That nutcase is such a social media Hoosier .”

by 3114lyfe April 26, 2019

Social Gunpoint

A situation where someone manipulates social dynamics to force someone into compliance; using indirect means to make their request harder to refuse without appearing rude or unkind.

That woman really thought she could use her child to coerce me into handing her the baseball I've caught! I've been held at a social gunpoint!

by Shelly_ November 24, 2024

Social Square

Two or more people talking to each other while blocking a heavy traffic area like a retail store aisle or parking lot.

Can they break up their social square, so people can get their stuff and go?

by jondich July 29, 2020