indian fire alarm

After sex on the beach, the alarm sounds the next day at about 4pm when you realize your dick is as red as an indian.

Person 1: Dude, last night was amazing. 4 chicks on the beach and i don't even have to buy them dinner, too bad for this indian fire alarm.
Person 2: Was it worth it?
Person 1: Fuck yea, just gonna jerk off with some aloe for a while.

by It_could_happen_to_you September 7, 2012

Lighting money on fire

Spending money freely, like crazy, financially irresponsible people do

If you want a good retirement income, stop lighting money on fire, even if you bring home lots of it.

by Sexydimma June 3, 2021

Trial By Fire

To Make Someone's life fucking miserable during a shitty state, in order to shake them into submission.

Bob: "Man, Steve is scared of the pool."

Phil: "Trial by fire, push him in the shallow end."

by Crafty July 12, 2018

Arcade Fire Sandwich

A BLT sandwich with an over medium fried egg. A perfect hangover cure for the day after a concert. Usually shortened to "Aracade Fire." The cart operated by the Greek couple on 47th and Lexington Ave in NYC make the best Arcade Fire.

I'm so hungover from that concert last night!

Dude, go grab an Arcade Fire Sandwich and quit your bitching.

by JayFayJayMuz August 27, 2010

Irish fire drill

The Irish fire drill is an alternate performance of the Chinese fire drill, in which one member of the traveling party exits the vehicle (while stopped at a light or in traffic), urinates, and then returns to the vehicle.

Connor: Come on guys, I really have to pee.
Sully: We're already late, just perform an Irish fire drill.
Connor: *leaves car, urinates on road shoulder, returns to car*

by TheSpaceman August 15, 2010

fire breathing jesus

A fire breathing jesus is what one gets when you want to trump a fire breathing dragon. The head of the dragon body is none other than the holy lord my not savior Jesus Christ. When jesus wants to have sexy dirty and raunchy he releases his cum in the form of fire.

Teens fire breathing jesus tattoo is going to trump Teen 2's dragon tattoo.

by Hammity Sandwich May 20, 2008

light my tits on fire

When a stripper splits a paper match & affixes it to her nipples & then lets a voyeur light the match.

Laura was the one who did this interesting trick of letting the customer light my tits on fire.

by Starchylde May 20, 2016