Hammer Muffin

The act of shoving your dick deep in a girls throat with a muffin strapped to it.

Stacy left me after I asked her if I could give her a hammer muffin.

by JadeMemory November 20, 2015

Scuff Muffin

craping in ones hand and smearing it on your/a mans testicals as you/he masturbates.

BOB: hey whats up did you hook up with that girl last night?
ANDY: yeah she wanted to scuff muffin me so i sent her packin

by alec 321 January 17, 2008

rubber muffin

A fat girl with typhus on her rolls

I was about to pull out but I remember she got a rubber muffin

by @r.e.t.a.r.d_ & @lwychristian August 5, 2017

muffin

shes the best person in detective pikachu server and the one i love

muffin i love you

by sam1318 February 2, 2021

cream muffin

Someone who is soft and very feminine

Vro you're a cream muffin

by 🅱️oolteacher April 16, 2021

Muffin

An offensive word to call somebody who is being a jerk.
(Pronounced “Maffin”)

Quit being such a muffin!

by MrMeøw July 21, 2018

Gooch Muffin

The onset form of a taint after several hours of continuous ass pounding to the point that the gooch swells and forms a shape and mushy feel, similar to a tasty muffin top. Similar to the phenomenon known as cauliflower ear.

Example: Bobby banged me so hard last night I grew an uncontrollably fat gooch muffin.

by Cashmere Dreams September 1, 2014